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The Roman Fly
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The Roman Fly
@TheRomanFly
#1 Papal Insect 🪰 Catholic🔸Husband🔸Father🔅 Lover of the Least among us 🔅 Famous comedian at home 🔅 Talking humor, politics, Catholicism.
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    May 9, 2025
    “It is essential that we too repeat, with Peter: ‘You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.’”
–Pope Leo XIV
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @CatholicNewsSvc and @PabloEsparzaa
    There is a 0% chance that anyone raggin on this lady for her nails is Catholic. If you’re Catholic, you already know there’s a 100% chance this lady leads 3 prayer groups, serves at the soup kitchen, and knows every Eucharistic miracle by heart. ✊
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Aug 7, 2024
    Helpful guide 👇
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Jul 9, 2024
    Replying to @greg16676935420
    Hey greg I thought this jello that looks like a colon might be just what you need right now
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Aug 29, 2024
    Replying to @LilaGraceRose
    You’re absolutely right. Trump lost my vote an hour ago.
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Aug 7, 2024
    Replying to @JoshWalkos
    Airlines are handing out entire apples to every passenger you say? When they normally give you 3 peanuts? And these apples are forbidden at the destination? And the passengers are unlikely to know? But they're liable for a $200 fine? I SMELL A KICKBACK SCHEME!
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Oct 24, 2024
    Replying to @JoelWBerry
    I can’t decide which part I hate more: The ever-present lingering smell, or the painfully obvious negative impact on society
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Oct 7, 2024
    Replying to @Protestia
    And what is this sublime vocation they speak of? Giving their entire lives, all that they are, to Jesus Christ. The fundamental thing you’re forgetting is that Mary isn’t some random person. She’s the mother of Jesus Christ. There is no opposition here.
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Sep 28, 2024
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    The Modern Boethius
    @ModernBoethius
    Sep 28, 2024
    Pope Francis just today in Belgium confirms that the upcoming Synod will not change any doctrine! “The synodal process should be a return to the Gospel. It should NOT have ‘fashionable’ reforms among its priorities.” -Francis Pope trusters keep on WINNING.
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    May 21, 2024
    Replying to @metathomist
    The remix🕶️ It had to be done . . . sound on 🔊
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Dec 3, 2024
    The aliens’ commitment to safety lighting on their UFOs is impressive honestly. Exceeds FAA requirements easily.
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Jan 30, 2025
    Replying to @MaxBlumenthal
    As anyone who has lived in or around the DC area can tell you, govt related helicopter traffic there is non stop. It’s high time to reconsider whether that is necessary or appropriate given how crowded the skies are there. Praying for all involved.
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @JDunlap1974
    She appears to be in her 40s, meaning she was brought here as a child. You can issue all the keyboard warrior legal arguments you want for why she can be deported, but none of them are morally justified. If I were a defense attorney I’d take this lady’s case for free.
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    The Roman Fly
    @TheRomanFly
    Dec 6, 2024
    Replying to @poperespecter1
    Catholics in the 900s: “Did you hear the pope killed a second guy?” “Man that’s wild. Ok see you at Mass.” Catholics in 2024: “This AI says Francis only used the term ‘God the Father’ five times in his whole encyclical.” “We are truly in the end times.”
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