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Teddy Bitcoins
@TeddyBitcoins
$MSTR selling covered calls, sometimes I post parody and other times I’m very serious. The idea is that you’ll never know.
Santa Cruz, CA
Born October 7
Joined October 2019
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Nov 23, 2025
    I plan to buy a lot of bitcoin, MSTR & IBIT October 5th 2026.
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jul 29, 2025
    been in Columbia for 2 weeks and ive already lost like 20 pounds The food is so different here haven't eaten a thing, just doing cocaine every day
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jan 12, 2025
    A friend of mine who lives in the palisades California was away in Dubai during the fires. He had over 100 bitcoin in a hardware wallet with his seed phrase on a sheet of paper in his office. His house keeper has informed him the house burned down and he’s devastated.
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    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jan 12, 2025
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    He keeps a copy of the seed phrase in his Dubai home as well. He’s only devastated because his house burned down. I don’t have retarded friends.
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Aug 11, 2025
    You're about to become insanely wealthy. Manifest it.
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jan 6, 2025
    Bitcoin dec 31st 2025 prediction: $1,030,400 USD What are your predictions?
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jan 7, 2024
    Bitcoin dec 31st 2024 prediction: $91,000 USD
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jan 19, 2025
    This wallet sold $32.5 Million worth of $TRUMP in 30 minutes without ever buying any tokens. THIS IS AN INSIDER. RUGGED BY THE PRESIDENT! LOL
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    The account bought on another crypto wallet and transferred to this wallet. Which is why it has no buys. solscan.io/tx/4GbJ7FDSB9c… (The transfer signature)
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    May 13, 2025
    “FiNaNcE gUy”
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    May 21, 2025
    110k and not a retail buyer in sight.
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jul 14, 2025
    BREAKING: Rumours circulating that Trump plans to remove capital gains tax on Bitcoin during Crypto Week at the White House 🇺🇸
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Mar 7, 2025
    BREAKING: Rumours circulating that tomorrow @realDonaldTrump will announce that taxes can be paid in bitcoin and the person paying the taxes will face 0% capital gains on these payments. 🇺🇸🚀
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Feb 8, 2025
    Would you stop drinking alcohol for the rest of your life for 2.1 Bitcoin?
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jul 29, 2025
    Guy buys $2.46b of bitcoin in a day and the price of bitcoin goes down 1%? Smells like paper bitcoin
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    Michael Saylor
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    @saylor
    Jul 29, 2025
    Strategy has acquired 21,021 BTC for ~$2.46 billion at ~$117,256 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 25.0% YTD 2025. As of 7/29/2025, we hodl 628,791 $BTC acquired for ~$46.08 billion at ~$73,277 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRK $STRF $STRD $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…
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    Teddy Bitcoins
    @TeddyBitcoins
    Jul 14, 2025
    Could you quit drinking for 1 year for 3 Bitcoin?
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