Christopher David (@Tazerface16) / X

Christopher David

176K posts

Christopher David

@Tazerface16

Aerospace, semiconductors, medical lab science, feral nerds, USNA '88

Tucson, AZ

Joined June 2020

Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Jun 14, 2025
And it turns out the first person these dumbfuck Marines detained in LA was a veteran heading to a VA appointment. Well done, crayon eaters!
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Jun 15, 2025
I've marched in more military parades than I even care to remember. Probably watched dozens more as a spectator. And this is easily the worst and sloppiest marching I've ever witnessed at a formal military parade. It feels like a big "fuck you" to Trump from the soldiers.
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Mar 13, 2025
I laugh at every mouthbreathing moron who bought one of these pieces of shit. 🤣 The whole truck is basically glued together.
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Mar 30, 2025
If you are a foreign student, absolutely do not come to the United States to study right now. Go to Canada, UK or Europe instead. You are not safe here.
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Apr 10, 2022
Most folks don't know this, but Elon Musk is not a degreed engineer. His family own an emerald mine in South Africa until Apartheid ended. Hey leveraged his PayPal lottery winnings in order to take over Tesla, a company that he did not found. He pushed out the original owners.
Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Apr 26, 2025
These ICE agents with no warrants and wearing masks are about to discover how the Second Amendment works. 💥💥💥💥💥
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Jun 26, 2024
His T-shirt is on backwards. 🤦🤦🤦
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Feb 26, 2024
Matt Rosendale has dropped out of the Senate race in Montana after getting his 20 year old aid pregnant, demonstrating one of the very few times that a man's career options have been limited by an unplanned pregnancy.
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Mar 22, 2025
If you're not a US citizen, I would highly recommend that you do not come here right now. Do not visit. Cancel your travel plans entirely. Don't spend your money here. The leader of our country hates you. I sincerely apologize.
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Apr 26, 2025
This was completely predictable. The recession is already here, folks. Buckle up.
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Jun 8, 2025
Welcome to the World Cup, foreign tourists!
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Jul 29, 2024
"Stop calling us weird, dammit!"
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Jun 12, 2024
Elon Musk is super duper angry at @Apple right now. Why? Because Apple and OpenAI agreed yesterday to use/integrate Open AI's ChapGPT AI product in their iOS ecosystem. This has screwed over Elon's side hustle xAI, right after raising $6 billion in equity. A thread. 🧵
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Christopher David
@Tazerface16
Jun 11, 2025
Trump cutting 80,000 employees from the Veterans Administration in the same week he's spending $100 million on a military parade for himself on his birthday. He's a draft dodging piece of shit who thinks we're suckers and losers.
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