twotex@TW0TEXJul 11, 2024making gang violence corny may be the solution we’ve all been avoidingAxel 🪼🫧@GokuSexOffenderJul 10, 2024My god these videos suck so much00:001181184.1K4.1K83K83K2.6M2.6M
twotex@TW0TEXMay 16, 2024straight irl on my private learns a new vocabulary word39392.1K2.1K26K26K628K628K
twotex@TW0TEXApr 10, 2025I am such a sucker for anybody who wears circular glasses these are so peak40340385585512K12K2.5M2.5M
twotex@TW0TEXAug 26, 2025Replying to @playboicurrryy and @chumblingsYou should spend 31 cents so it says $17.38 ay I’m like hey what’s up hello19194854859.3K9.3K64K64K
twotex@TW0TEXOct 25, 2025I see him everywhere now. Nobody knows how special he is to me and those around me.mia@mialoettaOct 25, 2025just scrolled through my timeline and liked 17 tweets before realizing i was actually scrolling through a random person’s account12121571575.7K5.7K92K92K
twotex@TW0TEXOct 16, 2025How it feels to pay my 3rd Klarna installment on my McDonalds Labubu Meal Deal ($29.99) via my brand new BeastPay Credit Card 40% APRGIFNik@NikMilanovicOct 15, 2025BREAKING: @MrBeast has filed a trademark to launch his own bank. The org will be called MrBeast Financial. The filing was submitted on an intent-to-use basis, which under trademark law means there are genuine plans to bring this to life.663643645.5K5.5K144K144K
twotex@TW0TEXOct 10, 2025blue collar job bs white collar job debate maaaan put any collar on me and I’ll give you any job you want14144714713.3K3.3K41K41K
twotex@TW0TEXJan 2, 2024Was researching how tall gojo was I think I might have a tumor23232822823.1K3.1K57K57K
twotex@TW0TEXJul 12, 2024Replying to @TW0TEXafter extensive research and discussion with many experts in the comments I’ve decided this is the best and only solution no further questionsGIF3322222.6K2.6K101K101K
twotex@TW0TEXAug 7, 2025Replying to @ottablairGod forbid I get a tug in before I go into tachycardia33991.8K1.8K27K27K
twotex@TW0TEXNov 14, 2024I made one more niche to my needsPie@piercethepi3Nov 13, 2024551451451.4K1.4K28K28K