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SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
computer security person. former helpdesk.
Cyber, USA
Joined April 2014
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Nov 14, 2023
    People say we can’t build cathedrals, but put a Middle Ages stonemason in front of this thing and ask which makes him feel the presence of God.
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Nov 13, 2023
    Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.
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    Kass 🦈
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    Kass 🦈
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Jul 19, 2024
    IT teams waking up this morning
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Jul 7, 2024
    My ability to do this has honestly ruined my life
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    Greentext Poster
    @GreenTextRepost
    Jul 7, 2024
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Apr 6, 2024
    We are absolutely cooked
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Apr 8, 2024
    A lot of you doxing urselfs right now based on the eclipse geometry and timestamps that geoguessr guy is going to get your ass
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Mar 4, 2024
    I am becoming the Joker
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Nov 3, 2023
    Open the elevator door and leave because you’re in a foreign country on a business trip getting targeted by the intelligence service or a vendor cartel.
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    @slenderbabes
    Nov 2, 2023
    These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Sep 1, 2024
    Wait a TikToker convinced young people that check kiting was a cool ATM glitch instead of a felony thing for like a century? lol. lmao, even.
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Mar 2, 2024
    It’s cool how all of YouTube is funded by lying about the security of public WiFi
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Mar 20, 2024
    Everybody knows this is how everything works but aren’t allowed to tell you.
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    Ars Technica
    @arstechnica
    Mar 20, 2024
    Formula 1 chief appalled to find team using Excel to manage 20,000 car parts trib.al/xAQdzQH
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Apr 3, 2024
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Mar 3, 2024
    Something I think a lot about is how a salami company moved locations and suddenly all their product sucked. Until they realized a critical part of the curing was some old guy moving the salami between parts in the old factory taking forever. They didn’t actually know the recipe.
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Sep 23, 2024
    In this – one of the best pieces of advertising in my lifetime – you sort of begin to understand the actual cultural reverence and seriousness of Halo in that time. There was no irony or deft humor. It was just. It was Halo.
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    NEXUS
    @NexusTeamHQ
    Sep 22, 2024
    Halo 3: ODST - Live Action Trailer
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    Aug 12, 2023
    I finally found one of those planes they keep around for people who missed their flight but yell at a gate agent loud enough.
    Small plane
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