You don’t know pain until your ex bestie of 8+ years is having a baby with the guy I lost my virginity to, gave ALLL my love, and lost a child with but I’m okay 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Girl, you won’t believe what’s happening right now! I’m at this dude’s crib, all cozy and laid up, just vibin’ and binging on Hulu like it’s the weekend or something.
Ayo, let me tell y’all about this wild night! So,this dude took me out for a nice-ass dinner, right? I’m talkin’ lamb chops, yams, broccoli, and all the good sh*t. 🥴 I was feelin’ real cute, ready to head back to my crib and whine down! He offer to take me back home. I accepted
We at my homeboy 30th birthday party. So, it’s in this fancy penthouse, right? views for days, but this party was packed with randoms because a friend of a friend invited some people who invited some other folks. 😒 Just a whole lotta strangers in one spot
So, y’all won’t believe this wild mess I just found out I caught my man slippin’ with his mom’s friend, who’s also been gettin’ it in with his DADDY! Like, a whole “Auntie” who’s out here playin’ both sides? Now I gotta figure out if I’m more mad or just impressed by the chaos🤮
This man deadass tell me he picking his babymom up from work and she finna get in front seat . So T-Mobile is where his bm work at 🙃. Idky I thought his crunchy chewing ass was buying me a phone … that man do not know me fr 😂😂 just b doing shyt
“That’s how I ended up here because am thinking he a wholesome single dad , nigga just was single-handedly annihilated you for no reason at all .”Girl the whole car ride was quiet for 10 min , I got dropped off first 😂😂😂he was mad idgaf I ain’t ask for no meet and greets
So this dude really had the audacity to take a different route , I’m sittin’ there like, “Where we going, boo?” but he just smilin’ like it’s all good. “Baby you with me relax , we finna take care of this errand”😒 Like, I’m not just here for the vibes; I need to know the plan!
I’m really tryna understand why he didn’t just call her an Uber or something? Is he moonlighting as an Uber driver now? Cuz I’m not here for a family reunion; I’m just tryna vibe. This is my fourth time getting played by baby daddies, and baby, I’m DONE!
We vibing , playlist tea , belly full , he made a few stops at gas station, potna house , hospital then next thing I know, we pull up to T-mobile 😂I’m deadass saying “I know u not finna get me an iPhone 16 after we just talking bout this at dinner” this man said “nah, u silly”
Back to story, he straight-up puts me out the front seat! Like, excuse me?I’m over here lookin’ cute, and he’s like, “Nah, let’s make room for my baby mama.” I mean, she cool and all, but I ain't sign up for this whole meet-and-greet situation! 😂
So I got my ass in the back seat cursing him out cause it’s givin set up, 3 minutes later she came , am chopping it up with her . I’m letting her know how I met him at my nephew school I guess they children attend but I could’ve sworn he told me she was dead 🙃
I made a confuse face “silly?” Omfg this embarrassing but he said “yeah silly , get in back real quick.” “Hurry up punk!” No I ain’t move I’m still stuck on silly . “Wassup with you ?” I replied. He said “wym and get in back?” Now I’m getting frustrated with him “FOR WHAT?”