Y'all are fucked, bruh. We're outta this bitch.
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@SundaeDivine
Life is weird, letβs laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
Inside the Beltway Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Joined November 2021
- Friend in Austin was at a bar and saw this.
- Too bad Uvalde Elementary didnβt sell Teslas.
- I donβt even know what ketamine does but Iβm guessing it looks a lot likes this.
00:00 - Gen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.
- Weβre very sorry to hear about Brett Kavanaugh's current troubles. We offer our thoughts and prayers for the entire Kavanaugh family during this difficult period. Now is not the right time to have a policy debate, so letβs not politicize the issue.
- If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and
- Mitch McConnell announced his retirement after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.
- On the flight over to Ireland both pilots were women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term βcockpit,β was really apropos. We decided to call it a βclitpit,β making it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.
- Donald Trump will be 78 when he's inaugurated next week, making him the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.
- βHe tried to kill his own Vice President. Do you think he cares about you?β -Barack Obama
- Megyn Kelly has three kids, including a daughter who is 14. Would she be okay if Trump had sex with her?
- During WWII, four brothers from the same Jewish family signed up to fight against the Nazis. Only one of the four brothers survived. His grandson is the current President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky. SlΓ‘va UkrayΓni! πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦
