Tom Hanks: thanks for the first call (cough) (cough) in months son but i’ll (cough) be alright (cough) (cough)
Chet: Aight. Bet.
Chet to the world, shirtless for some reason:
Aye yo my dad ain’t even trippin.
Flat earth conspiracy YouTube videos and the rebuttals to them. Then I had to form my own opinion based on info from those specific videos to prove I was paying attention. It was like a response to literature essay
