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Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
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Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
@StanfordFPines
Devout to the pursuit of science. Husband, brother, uncle, teacher. He/him. Queer 🏳️‍🌈. Probably reading up on the DD&MD handbook. (parody; icon by sovonight)
Gravity Falls, OR.
Born June 15, 1943
Joined October 2023
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
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    Aug 18, 2024
    Sorry, people who "ship" me with others! I am happily married to the love of my life, Clayton. I'd prefer it if you didn't reply to me if you think I'd be better suited for another! 😀.
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Oct 28, 2024
    How to get cylindrical measuring device out of snow
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Oct 28, 2024
    It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Jan 23, 2025
    False. #Pride #LoveIsLove. 😀❤️.
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    ur fav is biphobic!
    @biphobicotd
    Jan 21, 2025
    stanford pines is #biphobic!
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Oct 28, 2024
    Replying to @NoNightingxles
    Measuring device.
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Dec 21, 2024
    Anyone else excited for Sciencemas? I know I am! 😀👍. #CharlesDarwin #LabSafety.
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Oct 28, 2024
    It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Jan 13, 2025
    My niece begged me to get my nails painted. How do I look, Twitterians? 😂❤️.
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Aug 26, 2024
    Guess who's pregnant? #me #expecting
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Aug 25, 2024
    What is "Hawk Tuah"? Is it a new species of bird?
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Oct 28, 2024
    Replying to @thdebtcollector
    I do not feel comfortable with sharp objects near the cylinder. It is expensive.
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Jan 14, 2025
    The framing of this photo is creeping me out.
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    NASA
    @NASA
    Jan 13, 2025
    A full moon and Mars are the pair to spot tonight 👀 Tonight, Jan. 13, look up as the full moon cozies up to Mars. For skywatchers across the U.S. and Eastern Canada, the Moon will appear to pass in front of the Red Planet for a few hours as the pair rise into the eastern sky.
    The Moon is seen from under the Woodrow Wilson Memorial Bridge in Alexandria, Virginia.  Portions of the bridge, out of focus, frame the Moon on the upper left and right corners of the image, creating a blue triangle of sky with the Moon in focus in the center. Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Sep 2, 2024
    Oops. Sorry for stealing that from you! 😅.
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    Eva Reece
    @eva_reecee
    Aug 31, 2024
    Same 🥰🥰
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Aug 26, 2024
    Such an informative animal! 😲.
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    Punch Cat
    @PunchingCat
    Aug 26, 2024
    thank you for the advice lil man
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    Stanford F. Pines, PhD¹²
    @StanfordFPines
    Sep 1, 2024
    I have not.
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