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Ewgi
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Ewgi
@Ssaasquatch
High risk, higher reward
Lagos/LDN/Toronto/NYC
Joined January 2013
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Dec 6, 2025
    My theme for 2026 is bet more.
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Jan 26, 2022
    Nigerians are looking at this road and wondering what’s wrong with it
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    No Context Brits
    @NoContextBrits
    Jul 17, 2021
    Only in Britain would a road look like this.
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Nov 30, 2024
    Crypto bros. Congrats on your brand new cars and welcome to the bull market. This might be the first bull run for most of you and it pleases me to see a lot of you all leaving the trenches. I bought my first BTC in 2016 at $900 (I believe) way before most of you knew anything
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Oct 14, 2020
    So you mean N10m has fed almost the entire Lagos in 3 days but these people budget N1trillion to feed school children with subpar meals every year?
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    May 14, 2020
    We have a mathematics problem in this country.
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    Peng Man ⚡️
    @pengmanmusic
    May 14, 2020
    Half-Igbo, Half-British, Half-Lagosian 😌
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Oct 15, 2020
    Forte Oil Age: 20 years+, Acq value: $269m Paystack 5 years, Acq value: $200m Clearly we can see where the future is shifting to.
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Dec 20, 2024
    “Better than some super eagles midfielders” is killing me cos I don’t think you people understand just how good the average professional footballer is.
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    @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
    @OneJoblessBoy
    Dec 19, 2024
    Blaqbonez is really good. Better than some Super Eagles midfielders.
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    FRESH PRINCE
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    FRESH PRINCE
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Apr 2, 2021
    Just finished paying my brother’s UK masters school fees. Abeg if you see me outside, hug me and fold small change inside my hand.
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Dec 12, 2020
    Time to hit the streets and put bread on the table 🤝
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Jan 27, 2025
    One small company from China just wiped out 1 trillion United States dollars from the stock market
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Aug 23, 2025
    The person who introduced the concept of drums in Lagos clubs ate like mad
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Feb 16, 2022
    Boys are actually the worst at overstaying their welcome. You’ll be playing PS5 and drinking whisky next thing omolomo don hang shirt for your wardrobe.
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Oct 17, 2024
    Always knot your tie to fall at the top of your belt buckle my guys
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    Aku N’esi Obi Ike (I)
    @Kasieobi_1
    Oct 16, 2024
    I’m told this is Egungun’s wife. I mean, how is that even possible?
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    Ewgi
    @Ssaasquatch
    Mar 11, 2022
    Left home with a Benz today and will go back home with a scratched Benz & a Keke Marwa. Grateful to God for the small wins