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Hannah

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Hannah

@Spanish_Techno

Like Anne Hathaway if she was impulsive, gay, and not an award-winning actress

Austin, Texas

Joined March 2011

Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Sep 19, 2025
The wife goes, “what if I had a special day where I got to keep the thermostat at 78 degrees.” I’m living with an iguana
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Oct 16, 2025
One time I was listening in on a groyper space, and a black guy was like, “I wish I was white.” And they go, “you shouldn’t say that about yourself, brother.” I didn’t know what to think
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Oct 16, 2025
Replying to @Spanish_Techno
And like, I’m not saying these are kind people, but it made me reflect on biases I have towards people who aren’t like me and don’t believe what I do. This is not a bit, I’m very serious about this.
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Aug 25, 2025
How come men don’t like celebrating birthdays? Is it because they’re afraid their feelings will be hurt if they have expectations and people don’t meet them, or are birthdays actually just bothersome
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Sep 3, 2025
I don’t know who this is, but I instinctively do not trust this man
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@itafshii
Sep 1, 2025
not arguing with a guy that has big brown eyes. whatever you say beautiful
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Jul 27, 2025
Earlier my friend pointed at a guy and was like, “he’s hot.” So I said, “I’m gonna tell him that.” And she was like, “omg, no.” But I did anyway, and they flirted all night and then went home together. So this is why I hate gen z, and why people should let me fix everything
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Sep 19, 2025
Replying to @Spanish_Techno
We live in Austin, Texas, it must be 72 degrees in here at all times
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Sep 20, 2025
Replying to @Spanish_Techno
Here’s a special Iceland elopement picture since you’ve all kept the slurs to a minimum
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Sep 21, 2025
Something about young people is that they’ve brought chastity back. I honestly hate you all, and I think the reason you’re weird about sex is because you can’t put yourselves in a position where you lack experience or control for one second. You are all the reason why I have to
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Sep 11, 2025
You guys are experiencing psychosis while I’m getting very fucking sexual with a dehydrated lime
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Oct 16, 2025
Replying to @DrWallkick
That’s what I gathered! They said some of the worst shit that’s ever been said to me in my life when I got speaker once, but if you’re in the group, you’re in
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Sep 20, 2025
Replying to @Enthropean
She likes to put her cold, dead feet on my leg and steal my life force
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Oct 16, 2025
Replying to @arzefinn
I KKOW. I was like, “are these really just human beings”
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Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Aug 25, 2025
Replying to @Spanish_Techno
A perfect birthday is going to dinner and drinks with six people max btw
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