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Skoti
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Skoti
@SkotiVi
Swift’s orphan | Not a federal agent
McMurdo Station, Antarctica
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Feb 24, 2023
    Does that comment actually make sense in your head?
    263K
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Aug 8, 2025
    Replying to @DailyLoud
    Sauron is fucked
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Apr 15, 2024
    Replying to @alexfinn and @michaeltastad
    Oh man I know right? Would have been much better if a bunch of unsuspecting customers lost money on a trash product.
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Sep 24, 2025
    Replying to @KillaKreww
    why do they always throw out mathematically impossible numbers 47,000 would be roughly 5 new girls every single day from the time he lost his virginity to right now
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Jul 12, 2025
    Replying to @MomsPostingLs
    technically she's correct no other generation was so incredibly retarded as to believe a career as a bikini waxer was superior to raising a family
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Feb 13, 2025
    someone just FSH'd a Broccoli coin on Solana from a $9.5B to sub $1B in a single clip walked off with ~$8M
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Jun 22, 2023
    Replying to @ksharpsoul and @ViciousVideos
    Cheeseburgers and hot dogs are made from hammerhead sharks?
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Jun 15, 2024
    Replying to @frozenaesthetic
    young me gets call from user. computer won’t turn on. try usual troubleshooting steps. nothing works. go to their campus across town. trace power lead from computer to power strip on floor. trace plug of power strip to… power strip. they had plugged the power strip into itself
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Jul 3, 2023
    Replying to @Bornakang
    If you listen to this with the sound off she seems like she’s giving a sassy pre-flight safety briefing
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Oct 24, 2025
    When, precisely, did crypto shift from cypherpunk idealism to get-rich-quick scumbaggery?
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    May 10, 2025
    Replying to @Men_Of_Purpose
    she kind of has a point it sounds like she already told him exactly what she wanted and instead he bought something in the same price range that HE wanted and then acted like it was a gift to her when really it was a gift to himself
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Feb 28, 2025
    This is objectively a banger tweet @phantom
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Mar 6, 2025
    Replying to @flackospalace
    Because fasting for 16 hours really, truly isn't a big deal
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    Skoti
    @SkotiVi
    Feb 16, 2025
    Replying to @Nexuist
    she's either a larping dipshit because she doesn't know the correct starting positions for the chess pieces or she's an engagement savant because she knew putting them in the wrong starting positions would lead to a billion ACKCHYUALLYs in the replies
    73K

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