For a while in highschool I made my phone answering machine message “If you wish to contact me, then you must solve my riddles three: what is your name? What is your number? And what is your reason for calling?” And it made my dad so mad
i have...
- an amazing girlfriend
- making ~$450k this year
- can work anywhere / anytime
- live in a house w/ a pool
yet i have anxiety every damn day, tight chest, hard to take a deep breaths, intrusive thoughts, always feeling not enough, can never relax
what went wrong
I also did a bit for a while where my ringtone was just me screaming “Ring! Ring! YOUR PHONE IS RINGING! REACH INTO YOUR POCKET PULL OUT THE PHONE OPEN IT AND SAY HELLO BECAUSE ITS RINGING!
🚨 BREAKING: Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes & COVID overturns in Mississippi
Sheriff says all but one of the animals have been “destroyed.”
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Tulane has confirmed the monkeys are NOT infectious.
"The primates in question belong to another entity, and they have not been exposed to any infectious agent."
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I’m 6’6” and can bend over and put my palms flat on the ground in running shoes without bending my legs and doctors are still trying to tell me if I just stretch more it’ll fix my back pain.
