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PERNICUS
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PERNICUS
@SexbeanPernicus
the darling of your cool new life inventor of the korean bob marley mutton sausage inventor of AutoSex inventor of various appliances to improve your life
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Mar 23
    pernicus.itch.io/labbarinth NEW DEMO VERSION RELEASED! some rebalancing, and a few new small features. Let me know what you think.
    pernicus.itch.io
    LABBARINTH (demo) by Scumgut Games
    THE CAVE AWAITS. Available for Windows
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Sep 29, 2025
    this raven will grow up and be talking to other ravens like what do u mean ur parents werent huge as fuck and had hands?
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Jan 29, 2025
    gonna be so funny when in 2115 a bunch of people walk out of the theatre like "that was mid"
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    The Hollywood Handle
    @HollywoodHandle
    Sep 11, 2023
    Robert Rodriguez’ ‘100 YEARS’ releases in around 92 years. The movie releases in theaters on November 18, 2115. Are you excited? 💥
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Aug 16, 2025
    i wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    May 18, 2024
    One time in HS I was playing volleyball and I was generally useless, so when I hit a spike and got a point and the guy next to me turned to me and said "the unseen blade is the deadliest"
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Mar 7, 2025
    how is it that babies are born with the innate knowledge of how to crash a car? it can't be evolutionary because cars are too recent. yet without fail, all newborn babies I put at the wheel successfully crash the vehicle in seconds
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Aug 3, 2024
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Jul 23, 2023
    She died this morning. She was very old. Rest in peace wonderful creature
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Jul 20, 2023
    Stanky leg
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    May 30, 2025
    ohhh i just realised you can change your facial expression. i was just doing the one
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Dec 10, 2023
    Fog?? Are u scared of getting lost or something
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    Prometheus
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    Dec 10, 2023
    women: “I feel so unsafe walking home alone at night.” average male experience walking back home:
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Mar 14, 2024
    YOU: [stabs one of my organs] ME: Vestigial. Didn't need it YOU: [stabs another organ] ME: Redundant. I have four of those. YOU:[visibly frustrated, stabbing another organ] ME: [one side of my face suddenly drooping] I'm fime. Westidial. Didm't use it
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Jun 19, 2023
    Went to a mead tasting the other day and had a sip of a 23 year old mead. Said "wow, same age as me." The old guy who ran it looked flabbergasted and said "that's crazy" and looked into the distance for a second. I realised he was probably the guy that bottled it 23 years ago.
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Dec 12, 2024
    [Guest lecturing at Harvard] Me: Mars bar is a girl... Snickers is a boy. Twix is one of each Student: what about m&ms? Me: (visibly erect) it depends on the colour.
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    @SexbeanPernicus
    Jun 19, 2023
    These guys should not be in zoos. Some animals sure but definitely not these guys. If they're gonna be in zoos they should get uniforms and get to walk around at least.
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    sean
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    Jun 19, 2023
    This is such a crazy display of nonhuman intelligence/communication "Orangutan asks visitor to share gummy snacks"
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