As of last night at 7:32 in the PM… your boy… is a dad.
- My fiancé informed me that my car horn is a G sharp. I informed her that the car is driven by a sharp G.
- That is a look of raw happiness on my face. One of the moments of my life ❤️ Thank you @latelateshow and countless others for helping me get to this place. I actually got to live one of my dreams and I almost don’t believe it happened. I. Am. Happy ❤️❤️❤️
- I’m really enjoying telling my day old daughter that she’s grounded. Just a lil social bit I’m trying out in the Hospitsl.
- Most of the people who support the idea of the Confederacy went to high school for longer than it even existed.Bruh the Confederacy lasted from 1861-1865. Lol. Let it go.
- One thing that never gets old to me is saying “tough day?” to a pet that clearly has not had a tough day.
- I struggled for a long time in LA. I got a job at Hulu when I was maybe the most broke I’ve ever been. They fired me in 6 weeks. @IanKarmel took me to a Dodger game to make me feel better. It worked ❤️ Happy birthday, man. I love you.
- The amount of piss on the floor in some bathrooms is astonishing to me. It's like these dudes are just peeing in their hands and just throwing at the toilet.
- Has anyone ever called Con Air, Sky Hard? If not, I’m doing it now.
- At one point, my dad lived in a motel. 3 days ago I became a home owner. No shade on pop, just sharing for a little perspective ❤️ Sometimes things DO work out.
- I was on a reduced/free lunch program for a good portion of my schooling. It did not spoil me. Reading something like this hurts.This post is unavailable.
- 3 weeks (ish) until I meet my daughter ❤️❤️❤️
- My daughter laughed for the first time tonight and I cried for the dadth time.
- I didn't think it was possible to feel so special. I got married on Saturday and the amount of love was just unbelievable. Thank you to all my friends and family that took their time and made the trip to Portland. I love you all and I will never forget that day ❤️
