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Scott Seiss
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Scott Seiss
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Comedian. Angry Retail Guy. Tom in Cocaine Bear. Reps: WME, Mainstay Entertainment. Tour Dates/Tickets/Merch ๐Ÿ‘‡ NEW 2023 Dates Added
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    Scott Seiss
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    Jun 30, 2021
    Part 3 of all of them
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    Nov 15, 2022
    โ€œWhen I was your age, I already owned a houseโ€
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    Scott Seiss
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    Aug 27, 2022
    โ€œquiet quittingโ€
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    Scott Seiss
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    Apr 20, 2021
    Part 1 of all of them
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    Feb 23, 2023
    โ€œHereโ€™s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bearโ€
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    Scott Seiss
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    Jul 27, 2023
    โ€œLetโ€™s replace all of our employees with A.I.โ€
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    Scott Seiss
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    May 13, 2021
    โ€œIโ€™m not gonna get the vaccineโ€
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    Jun 9, 2022
    โ€œIโ€™m raising your rent next yearโ€
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    Feb 9, 2023
    Iโ€™m still here! And itโ€™s all good, I wasnโ€™t fired, we parted ways amicably years ago
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    Scott Seiss
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    May 5, 2022
    When colleges ask for an alumni donation
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    May 24, 2024
    โ€œWhy arenโ€™t people having kids anymore?โ€
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    Apr 20, 2021
    Part 2 of all of them
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    Sep 2, 2024
    Happy Labor Day! โ€œIf we raise the minimum wage, then prices will go up.โ€
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    Scott Seiss
    @ScottSeiss
    Oct 9, 2024
    โ€œ4 day work weekโ€
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