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Sav Mondo
@SavMondo
Onlyfans of NUFC Twitter and wearer of mystery knickers. Award winning internet harlot. Life is a race and I am Max Verstappen. F1 expert.
In disguise @ Emirates Stadium
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Joined March 2020
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    Sav Mondo
    @SavMondo
    2h
    My mum was like, “I’ve told your dad that Savannah is an adult now, we have to let her do what she wants”… I’m 41… I’ve been an adult for a while ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️
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    Sav Mondo
    @SavMondo
    3h
    Mc Donald’s offer you brown sauce in their breakfast wraps but don’t do a pot of brown sauce… Why?
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    Sav Mondo
    @SavMondo
    7h
    Those rug cleaning videos are just engagement farming because how do they find such filthy rugs? If they think that I’m going to sit through 10 minutes of them cleaning a rug that they’ve messed up then they’d be completely right, I am addicted.
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    Sav Mondo
    @SavMondo
    8h
    I apologise to everyone who was in the hotel bar last night.
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    Sav Mondo
    @SavMondo
    8h
    Went to get my prescription from the hole in the wall and out the corner of my eye I saw a pigeon so I was looking at that and the machine closed before I could grab my meds. Now I’m going to have to do the walk of shame into the pharmacy 🤦🏼‍♀️

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