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@Samisyours20
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    May 5, 2025
    Replying to @PostHogLeftist
    I don’t remember a single remotely sexual thing happening in that book lol
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Aug 18, 2021
    Replying to @turnandstomp
    Well… he’s not wrong
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Oct 5, 2021
    Replying to @titstosterone and @ariesgh0st
    He was probably tall and skinny too 😉
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Jul 25, 2020
    Why don’t they realize their own douchiness??
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Apr 15, 2021
    Replying to @jaslanaye_
    What nightmares are made of
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Jun 10, 2025
    Replying to @doxie_gay
    They were friends lol read the article
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Aug 16, 2021
    Sorry not sorry, I lived with the Taliban, it’s called alcoholism. Thanks
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Jul 28, 2019
    Ew it’s that tiktok thing where those boys rolls their eyes lol
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Oct 10, 2021
    Replying to @BeeBabs and @thewillbowser
    “You’re an expert only of your memory, not the culture. So sit down.”
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Feb 23, 2022
    Replying to @failcooper and @byetyler
    With the emphasis on the Vindaaaa and a hand wave
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Dec 8, 2021
    Replying to @jaipaulfan
    There’s an entire generation who have no idea who Smosh were :(
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Apr 30, 2023
    Replying to @TheWapplehouse
    How would the FBI possibly track someone based on their computer?
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Dec 29, 2023
    Replying to @TUENEMIGOEFRAIN
    “She told me not to call her Melanie” lmfao
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    Sam
    @Samisyours20
    Aug 29, 2020
    Replying to @franktbh
    Who would’ve thought shoplifting eggs could be the drama we all needed