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Sam Haft 🍉
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Sam Haft 🍉
@SamHaft
Platinum-cert’d songwriter, showbiz marxist, dad. 1/2 of @LivingTombstone w @YoavLandauTweet. Tunes for @HazbinHotel (A24) & #HelluvaBoss! @SamHaft.com➡️Bsky
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Oct 30, 2025
    what a wonderful day online for people to be Normal™️ about cartoons
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    May 9, 2024
    everyone is saying “oh this is like cable” but it isn’t, in one VERY important way: cable has to pay writers and actors real residuals
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    IGN
    @IGN
    May 9, 2024
    Disney Plus, Hulu, and Max are joining forces to release a brand-new streaming bundle this summer, which will be available in ad-free and ad-supported versions. A price and release date has not yet been announced. bit.ly/3JPiZd4
    Disney and Warner Bros. Discovery Combine for New Disney Plus, Hulu, and Max Streaming Bundle
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Dec 15, 2024
    JK Rowling writing an Italian character name
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    Matthew Zeitlin
    @MattZeitlin
    Dec 15, 2024
    you gotta be kidding me
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Jun 1, 2020
    This is a real argument. "If police were held criminally liable for police brutality, nobody would want to be one." Think about that.
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    Ken Gardner
    @KenGardner11
    Jun 1, 2020
    If we eliminate qualified immunity, good luck finding anyone who will become a police officer and the ones who do risk quickly being sued into bankruptcy. We need to find the right middle ground between no immunity and absolute immunity. It’s not a simple problem.
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Jan 14, 2023
    Nicholas Hoult is one of those guys like Collin Farrell and Tom Hardy where he was good looking enough that the biz pushed him into Good Looking Young Man roles but in reality he’s his best when you cast him as a Weird Little Bastard
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Sep 2, 2024
    with the internet so full of AI slop devaluing creative labor to make silly song covers, it was so wonderful and refreshing doing something like this where we could hire around 75 professional human artists who are all absolutely extraordinary in their respective fields 🫶
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Aug 24, 2024
    my time to shine
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    The Princess & The Frog
    @GabTheGem
    Aug 23, 2024
    I’m tripping or do Rochelle Aytes & Margot Robbie look like the black & white versions of each other?
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Sep 20, 2022
    A lot of ppl are talking about this new Adam Levine story so I decided to come out and tell my story too
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Sep 23, 2021
    imagine being bullied by a teenager running a DARE booth. astounding.
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    Resist Programming 🛰
    @RzstProgramming
    Sep 23, 2021
    🎥: Anti-masker Ethan Schmidt getting dunked on. Ethan posted this because he thought it made him look good. These young people don’t have time for losers.
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Aug 14, 2023
    when your step-kid asks you to take them to a goth show, YOU TAKE THEM TO A GOTH SHOW
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Dec 1, 2024
    omg had no idea she was there
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    metsumei
    @metsumei
    Nov 30, 2024
    she was so worried about him 😭💔 #HelluvaBoss
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Mar 12, 2022
    the difference between a casual and serious LOTR fan is the deeply cursed knowledge that Frodo’s real name is Maura Labingi and most of the events of the books take place when he is 51 years old
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Jun 20, 2024
    I love the Eddie Redmayne discourse cuz it’s ppl going “why is he playing the emcee like a strange goblin man”, ppl going “he understands that the emcee should be a strange goblin man”, & ppl going “he understands that the emcee should be a strange goblin man but he is bad at it”
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    Sam Haft 🍉
    @SamHaft
    Jan 8, 2021
    Replying to @full_hearts
    BULLY: "oi musk! how many people died in daddy's mine today!" ELON MUSK (7 yrs old, crying in the corner): "he'll need to be nice to me when I'm king of mars"

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