"Batman must convert himself to Christianity and stop the human sacrifices. And for every day that he doesn't, people will be baptized. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word."
"That's right Guanoman! I'm holding the teopixqui hostage and you'll never find him."
"You monster! Without him we can't sacrifice enough children to make the sun rise!"
"The children will live! And there's nothing you can do about it! AHHHHahhahahahhaaaa"
-WHAT WAS IN THOSE WAFERS, YOU MONSTER?! WHY WERE YOU FEEDING THEM TO THE VILLAGERS?!
-My, my! They contain naught but the body of Christ, by which your people can be saved!
—Let's leave it to chance, Murciélago! I will flip a coin. Heads, you stop worshipping pagan deities. Tails, I leave you and your barbarian tribe go on.
—I've no idea what a coin is, Doscaras
—So, Grand Moff, you're telling me Lord Vader was a child slave?
—Indeed. Property of a Toydarian.
—You mean that species who had tunnels filled with bloodstained, child-sized matresses in Coruscant's sewers?
—Correct, Admiral.
—So Lord Vader might've been...
—Most likely.
They really ruin everything. I enjoy collecting enamel pins, some I have on my backpack. But since these freaks carry them as medals, my once-innocent hobby feels dirty
"And in other news, Tusken Raider gets no sentence after rape of Corellian minor in Downtown Coruscant because he claims rape is a part of his culture."
You know how Wayne Enterprises has a great R&D department? This Batman does as well, only they research ways to make obsidian knives more efficient at tearing out infants' hearts
