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NOT A WOLF
@SICKOFWOLVES
COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN. BUY MY BOOK "I AM NOT A WOLF" AVAILABLE NOW.
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Nov 13, 2024
    I MIGRATED NORMAL THING FOR A GUY TO DO
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Mar 17, 2020
    I HATE BEING QUARANTINED STUCK IN ONE STUPID BUILDING ALL THE TIME I WOULD RATHER GO BETWEEN THE SAME TWO OR THREE BUILDINGS REPEATEDLY DOING THE SAME ACTIVITIES IN AN ALMOST IDENTICAL ORDER NOW THATS LIVING
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Aug 9, 2018
    LISTEN I WOULD LOVE TO GRAB A DRINK TONIGHT BUT I WILL BE BUSY OPENING AND CLOSING THE SAME THREE APPS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I GO TO SLEEP
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Sep 11, 2020
    NOTHING QUITE LIKE CHOKING ON THE AIR UNDER A BLOOD RED SKY TO GET YOU EXCITED ABOUT GRADUAL, MARKET-BASED SOLUTIONS TO CLIMATE CHANGE
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Jun 28, 2021
    SURE THE STATE I LIVE IN IS EXPERIENCING HISTORICALLY DANGEROUS WILDFIRE CONDITIONS BUT AT LEAST THERE IS NOT SOME SORT OF EXPLOSION-CENTRIC HOLIDAY COMING UP
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Dec 2, 2017
    YOU LIBERAL FOOLS SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS IN WHICH I GET EXCITED THAT MY BOSS HAS MORE MONEY AND MY SON DIES BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD INSULIN
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Oct 5, 2017
    THIS YEAR HAS FELT LIKE THE POLITICAL EQUIVALENT OF WHEN A BIRD GETS INSIDE THE HOUSE
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Dec 10, 2018
    "AH YES, THE BAD YEAR IS NEARLY OVER" I SAID FOOLISHLY FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW, UNAWARE OF WHAT FRESH HORRORS 2019 WOULD BRING
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    May 15, 2018
    BY THIRTY FIVE YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED HALF OF YOUR RETIREMENT WHICH IS EASY IF YOUR RETIREMENT PLAN IS TO WADE INTO THE SEA
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Jun 28, 2021
    ITS NOT CLIMATE CHANGE ITS A REGIONALLY CURATED SUBSCRIPTION BOX OF ARTISINAL APOCALYPSES
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Sep 14, 2020
    I AM CONCERNED THAT THE RISING TIDE OF FASCISM, RAMPANT PLAGUE, AND EXISTENTIAL THREAT OF CLIMATE CHANGE HAVE EFFECTED MY ABILITY TO EFFECTIVELY PERFORM DATA ENTRY
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    May 4, 2018
    START YOUR WEEKEND OFF RIGHT BY SPRINTING INTO THE WOODS WITH NO INTENTION OF RETURNING
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Jun 27, 2018
    PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
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    NOT A WOLF
    @SICKOFWOLVES
    Mar 26, 2018
    UGH I AM HAVING SUCH A CLASSIC HUMAN DAY I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC I RAN SO MANY ERRANDS THROUGH MY LACK OF ACTION I PASSIVELY ALLOWED FOR THE CONTINUATION OF THE PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND BUDDY YOU KNOW I DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE