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SHARK
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SHARK
@SHARKTHESEAL
Wholesome, Country, Crypto Enthusiast and BTC Ordinal Maxi. 🫡
Joined December 2021
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Nov 11, 2022
    You did it! Congratulations you made it! It’s already done. *when I am wealthy and financially free. This will be a reminder I knew that it would happen on 11-11-22*
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Mar 29, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    Someone find her. She needs a friend. Not just cause that is sad, she actually seems like a good person. You can just tell.
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Apr 24, 2024
    My house is worth 450,000 dollars I owe 240,000 on it. “That’s a 210,000 unrealized gain.” Where am I going to find 52,500 dollars? “Sell something” Okay I have something worth 100,000 dollars, “Okay when you sell that will be a 45% capital gains tax will be 45,000 dollars
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    May 26, 2025
    Replying to @kirawontmiss
    You know the best part a about cave crawling? You don’t have to do it.
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Sep 5, 2024
    Replying to @TRIGGERHAPPYV1
    You are too drunk to attend concert, please drive home now.
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Apr 25, 2024
    Replying to @genuinearticles
    Yup. Government has majority right where they want it. Middle class. Not poor enough to get free shit, Not rich enough to retire.
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Feb 17, 2024
    Replying to @unbasedsavage
    Was that @adinross?
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Oct 14, 2023
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    Who wants to bet he never keys another car?
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Nov 15, 2023
    Eth Maxis watching Solana close in.
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    Duo Nine ⚡ YCC
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    Duo Nine ⚡ YCC
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    May 1, 2025
    Replying to @AKBrews
    1 cig will cost you 37 percent of your battery
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Apr 24, 2024
    Replying to @cooscoe
    Don’t matter it is the concept
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Nov 6, 2024
    Just told my wife “HOLY SHIT BITCOIN is at $72,500!” She said “That’s great! How much do we have?” I said “In actual Bitcoin? None! I do however have a few expensive JPEGs an some runes!”
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Apr 24, 2024
    Replying to @defi_mgee
    You realize it is still fucked up to do that right
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    SHARK
    @SHARKTHESEAL
    Mar 27, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    The woman’s face in the back was literally the definition of second hand embarrassment.
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