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The fairies were here, wildflowers always spring up beneath their dancing feet. This is a true fact, ask your grandmother.
- Oh my god. My son just told that he is still hurt that I abruptly cancelled his 4th birthday party- in March 2020. He didn’t realize lockdown literally made parties illegal. I explained. He finally understands that I wasn’t randomly being mean. I had no idea he was still upset 😭
- She demanded we walk slower because her plant was “wiggling a lot” and she didn’t want it to get too tired before we got home. How did I make it 32 years without her in my life?
- I dated a 40yo when I was 20. It was thrilling, but then he met my parents and I got the ick looking at him standing beside my dad. My brothers exclusively referred to him as “old man river”. I broke up with him and only dated men my own age after. Age gap men are delusional.
- My sister described ozempic to me and uh, forgive me, but it kinda seems like they managed to manufacture anorexia.
- My daughter has started doing this thing where if she doesn’t get her way she threatens to hurt herself. Yeh. So today I told her that if she hurts herself I can’t give her what she wants bc I am not going to give things to someone who is mean to my daughter. 🤯 She is reeling.
- I fell in love with a boy once. Unrequited. I was so shy. His family owned a cafe and I would go most Saturdays to eat blueberry corncakes and yearn. Friends would accompany me and encourage me to talk to him. I never did. But every Saturday I make this breakfast for my kids.
- Oh my god. I do not allow my daughter to watch YouTube, and my son has limited access. But they have free access at their dad’s house. I have just discovered that my daughter has a deep parasocial relationship with some girl called Adley? I am explaining Adley doesn’t know her…
- Literally the beginning of the horror story of my marriage. One thing I learned is to never date a man with low self esteem, bc initially he will feel a massive boost that you would choose him, then eventually succumb to envy and/or look down on you for choosing him.Men will date a cool girl then be jealous that’s she’s cooler than him lol
- Omg My son set up a rainbow unicorn fort for my daughter in the living room. She makes it cosy, settles in, then he announces, “when the horn sounds my team will raid” She screams, “CAN IT JUST BE NORMAL?” Starts crying. I ask why everything has to be a war game. He shrugs. Lmao
- I realized a while ago that if you have low self esteem as a woman you will be punished. I was and I saw it happen to other girls. So for years I worked on my self esteem, came to love and respect myself, and guess what? You also get punished for that lmao.“You think so highly of yourself” God forbid a girl actually loves herself.
- Replying to @RuesavatarAccidentally traumatized my kid for 5 years. He fully thought I just decided last minute to cancel his party for no reason. He looked so relieved when he fully grasped the actual situation. I wish we had talked about it sooner. 😭
- Replying to @RuesavatarMy son, the earth angel, is enthusiastically assuring her that she is going to make a ton of real friends when she starts at his school next year. 🥹
- I don’t understand why nobody blinks when someone like Steve Buscemi or Luis Guzman has a successful career in Hollywood, but then lose their minds when a woman they find unattractive experiences any success.In history class you’re shown a picture of a Habsburg that looks exactly like this and told it shows the inherent tendency of monarchy towards genetic decay and ugliness, then you switch on Netflix and this is a beautiful person you’re supposed to envy.
