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kev mahserejian
@RotoSurgeon
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Jan 12, 2024
    “hear me out” and it’s one of the most beautiful women of the 21st century
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Mar 3, 2025
    brain so fried he’s playing chess with no squares
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    FinsXtra
    @FinsXtra
    Mar 3, 2025
    📸 Tua Tagovailoa playing chess with Donald Trump’s grandchild. (@IvankaTrump) #GoFins
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Jan 14, 2025
    where is chinese draftkings
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    Li Zexin 李泽欣
    @XH_Lee23
    Jan 14, 2025
    For American TikTok "refugees", here is a list of Chinese social media substitution apps.
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Sep 26, 2024
    he learned about 1939-1945
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    Niners Nation
    @NinersNation
    Sep 26, 2024
    Report: Christian McCaffrey received some bad news after his recent trip to Germany trib.al/XQBQCVP
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Dec 25, 2023
    actually cool as hell more players should strive to be villains for opposing teams real fandom is dying we need HATE
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    Brad Ziegler
    @BradZiegler
    Dec 25, 2023
    Jack Jones wins the Biggest Prick in the Entire NFL Award. Offers a ball to a kid, then pulls it away when the kid reaches for it.
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    On the contrary, a closer viewing of the video shows that Jones pulled away because an adult tried to snatch the ball from the kid. twitter.com/presidentjacc/…
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Nov 4, 2025
    HIS CAREER HIGH IS 6 CATCHES???
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    Frank Ammirante
    @FAmmiranteTFJ
    Nov 4, 2025
    Damn, Marvin Harrison Jr. looks so much better without Kyler Murray.
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Sep 15, 2025
    “free my idiot felon teammate who 100% did that shit”
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    KCTV5 News
    @KCTV5
    Sep 14, 2025
    Multiple Chiefs players wore shirts in support of suspended teammate Rashee Rice prior to their home opener against the Eagles Sunday. STORY >>> kctv5.com/2025/09/14/kel…
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    May 16, 2024
    harrison butker seeing a woman open microsoft excel
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Oct 10, 2025
    neither of these men will be able to communicate verbally by age 45 but dammit the dawg factor is through the roof
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    New York Giants
    NFL
    @Giants
    Oct 10, 2025
    👹👹👹
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Sep 30, 2025
    can’t draft RBs early because they always get hurt that’s why I took Malik Nabers, CeeDee Lamb, Tyreek Hill, and Mike Evans with my first 4 picks
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Feb 2, 2024
    protect my man at all costs
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Oct 11, 2024
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    May 16, 2024
    rodgers fearing 5G cell towers and having a radioactive child is A1 work in the end credits 😭 excellent work once again lac social team
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    Los Angeles Chargers
    NFL
    @chargers
    May 16, 2024
    should we REALLY make our schedule release video in the sims? yes          yes          yesyes yesyes    yes      yes         yes yes  yes  yes     yes           yes yes    yesyes     yes           yes yes      yesye      yes        yes yes          yes           yesyes
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    kev mahserejian
    @RotoSurgeon
    Aug 14, 2025
    bro should get addicted to finding a 2nd read
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    NFL Rumors
    @nflrums
    Aug 13, 2025
    #Jets QB Justin Fields says he’s addicted to reading his Bible “I’m low key addicted to getting in my Bible…I learn something new every day and I’m able to apply it in my everyday life.
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