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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@RaxKingIsDead
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and the forthcoming SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
- i adore my coffee guy, i always get a large coffee and at first i’d walk in and he’d be like ‘large coffee right?’ but now he just does finger guns at me and goes ‘LARGE!!!’ and i‘d be lying if i said that wasn’t the best part of my day
- i simply would have made this announcement from any other room, wearing any other outfitPrince Charles announces the government's top priority is to "help ease the cost-of-living for families," with a promise to "level up opportunity in all parts of the country" bloom.bg/3srLLZ0
00:00 - wonderful news everybody! the task i have been putting off since 2019 took me six minutes to complete
- ‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do
- do you think a dog knows he looks handsome when he wears a little bandanna
- so many bosses have told me some variant on ‘it seems as if you’re only here for the paycheck’ and like. yeah
- old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy ‘whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what’s with da barking’
- science should invent a kind of bear who is little and lives in my house and i can play with him
- my friend is 6'5" and told me something thrilling and disturbing once. he said whenever he takes the train during rush hour, he sees the same few other 6'5" guys' heads poking out of the morass of people, like treetops. they have a special 6'5" guys nod and everything
your ancestors didn't have therapy. they had forests, mountains, deserts and oceans.- i’d appreciate if more people would own me by posting pictures where i look really beautiful and elegant. that would show meThis is Zohran Mamdani's wife, not very Muslim... 🤔
- why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham
