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TV’S ALEX PTAK
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TV’S ALEX PTAK
@PtakTestKitchen
star of Everybody Loves Raymond
Brooklyn, NY
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Aug 31, 2025
    Ma’am we tried to save your dog from the fire but your house had too many puzzle elements
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    SULLY
    @SULLY10X
    Aug 31, 2025
    Dream home or nightmare
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Aug 21, 2025
    *looks around concentration camp* whoa not very diverse in here, guys
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    Hananya Naftali
    @HananyaNaftali
    Aug 20, 2025
    Yet they call Israel the apartheid state? Make it make sense.
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Nov 17, 2022
    They are doing this for clout and it is sad
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    Billy 🏈
    @Billyhottakes
    Nov 17, 2022
    A flock of Sheep in Inner Mongolia have been walking in a circle for over 10 days straight and no one knows why.
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    People's Daily, China
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    People's Daily, China
    Readers added context
    A bacterial disease called Listeriosis has been known to cause ‘circling’ in animals. The disease inflames one side of the brain, which is why circling, and sometimes paralysis of the affected side, is often seen. agriculture.vic.gov.au/biosecurity/an… metro.co.uk/2022/11/16/chi…
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Feb 12, 2025
    Political take: kinda just seems like 6 dudes need to die!
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Mar 18, 2022
    This guy looks like if a witch stole Tom Brady’s powers
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    TIME
    @TIME
    Mar 18, 2022
    .@VitalikButerin co-founded Ethereum. Now he's fighting for crypto's future ti.me/3webW8d
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Mar 2, 2022
    FROM SOFTWARE GUY: look I made a spooky crab GEORGE RR MARTIN: that's The Punished Wraith Olegath FROM SOFTWARE GUY: that's sick. that rocks.
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Apr 23, 2021
    My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    May 6, 2022
    I don't think it's unreasonable to say if you put this in a newspaper you should be thrown in jail
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Nov 12, 2025
    You know what will disassociate us from Nazi Germany? Let's get big into zeppelins
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    Combat Antisemitism Movement
    @CombatASemitism
    Nov 11, 2025
    Mamdani, we have a message for you.
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    May 4, 2025
    Can’t stop thinking about doing the “what are you in for” talk in prison and you have to explain you purchased a competitor to the soda stream
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Mar 11, 2024
    Clout chasing piece of shit
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    Elmo
    @elmo
    Mar 11, 2024
    Congratulations to Elmo's friend Ms. @billieeilish on her Oscar! @OscarTheGrouch, did you hear that? Ms. Billie has a friend named Oscar too! ❤️😂
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Sep 13, 2025
    Violence is not the answer. The answer is in a new digital coin I am launching exclusively for patriots
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Feb 1, 2020
    My friend died last year and now I only see him when this article about his hog goes around
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    Reductress
    @Reductress
    Jan 30, 2019
    Short Man Has Big Dick??: ow.ly/V95J50koqQ4
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    TV’S ALEX PTAK
    @PtakTestKitchen
    Jul 10, 2025
    GUY WHO DOESN’T THINK THE GOVERNMENT CAN RUN THE POST OFFICE: it appears the EPA has perfected their Hurricane Device
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