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proton
@ProtonInspector
like a modern day Isaac Neutron
Joined June 2019
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Jan 17, 2025
    Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭
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    Felix Finch
    @felixofinch
    Jan 16, 2025
    neigh~
    9.2M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Jun 5, 2025
    I’m sorry but this was settled and it’s no contest
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    lavitalenta
    @lavitalenta
    Jun 4, 2025
    This is the coolest anyone has ever looked
    12M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Sep 7, 2024
    For her? It’s always brat summer
    4.4M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Sep 5, 2024
    Fascinated by this TikTok of a woman who ordered a “croissant lamp” of temu and was surprised it had ants crawling all over it on a hot day only to realise it was a real croissant that had been hollowed out and covered in resin
    12M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    May 2, 2025
    Getting called into HR for repeatedly sending this to my French colleagues
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    J R ❤️‍🔥
    @ResilienceX3
    May 1, 2025
    Am I the only one who peels the croissant before eating it?
    7M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    May 20, 2022
    Incredible
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Nov 2, 2024
    How it feels to be just a little bit drunk and also kinda sleepy
    3.3M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Jun 18, 2022
    Me and who?
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Aug 11, 2024
    Had to submit my CV for something and they asked why there was a three month gap between finishing school and starting university lol
    2.6M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Sep 29, 2024
    I feel like once your going to these lengths you can spring for separate room for the toilet
    2.2M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Oct 4, 2022
    hold up,
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Feb 6, 2025
    You’re really underselling this dude
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    slow daze
    @slowdaysfast
    Feb 4, 2025
    I enjoy longingly looking at my sliver of river every late afternoon.
    2M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    Feb 9, 2023
    they made a BMW that can cum
    00:00
    6.1M
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    proton
    @ProtonInspector
    May 4, 2025
    This is what being mutuals with some of you is like.
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    Criminalsimpsons
    @Criminalsimpson
    May 2, 2025
    2.4M

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