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Pingus “Lonestar” Johnson
6,982 posts
Pingus “Lonestar” Johnson
@Pingusbeer
WHO TF IS PINGUS TINGUS
Joined August 2024
- Average cowboys fan. I mean holy shit look at this HOSS I found in bucees
- Replying to @junkyarddave114Doesn’t really count as a “shot” if it’s to a girlfriend
- Replying to @SomersaultWaltFlexing ur dad’s charter flight as transportation to whatever shitty fraternity formal u are going to is so sick bro
- Replying to @KeonEllisBurnerLegitimately befriending pledges is so the move
- Shaq slam dunk. Yes I don’t have a big hog (grower not shower) (I was hiding the hawg)
- Replying to @touchysteveThis has to be low hanging fruit there is no chance this isn’t an actual homosexual
- Replying to @nuko2kI bet she came in to talk about lip stick or periods or something stupid
- Thanks for showing me this so I can add it to my bag. This is chill as hell
- Replying to @JFatih69She’s not the one. Real cougars just wanna know if you’re 18
- There is no way both arms snapped from this maneuver
- Replying to @bighokie69I feel like 100 is just not a high bar no way this works
