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Max Johnson
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Max Johnson
@PercReynolds
never met a therapist I couldn’t murder with my bare hands on the spot
Tempe, AZ
youtu.be/PK_iBYSqEsc
Joined February 2018
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Oct 10, 2024
    “Don’t flush wet wipes” yeah I pay taxes for that to be the city’s problem not mine
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Nov 27, 2020
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Jan 26, 2021
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Oct 15, 2021
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Nov 14, 2020
    Replying to @tittyopian
    You gave a thumb like that your number
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Nov 25, 2023
    Replying to @flieldy
    Jenny with that extra dollar an hour
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Nov 2, 2020
    Replying to @02Lexo_
    He said it’s beyond me now
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Oct 20, 2023
    Replying to @creepydotorg
    Uh this is called scanning. It’s actually taught to all lifeguards to do a thorough check of the pool they are caring after
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Sep 2, 2023
    Replying to @liberalicious
    That’s crazy I’m happy you got the point of the video plus sharing it with us
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Mar 10, 2023
    Replying to @ShitpostGate
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Feb 11, 2022
    Replying to @LilMormie @LeafLee6 and @MercurialMiss
    White women take their shoes off everywhere but your house
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Oct 10, 2024
    Replying to @PercReynolds
    Btw y’all
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Sep 18, 2023
    Replying to @terrencepng and @FearedBuck
    They’re like 11
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    Max Johnson
    @PercReynolds
    Jun 16, 2024
    Replying to @xdNiBoR and @WagmanSam
    Better the last day than earlier
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