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Patriarchy Central
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The command center of The Patriarchy. Men get their edicts, news and Male Privileges™ here. A parody of feminism's The Patriarchy. Pronouns: Sir/My Lord.
Omnipresent, yet invisible.
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Aug 25, 2018
    Patriarchy Central is intended to be a parody of "The Patriarchy" of feminist lore, with a twist. The twist is that Patriarchy Central doesn't promote actual violence against women (or men for that matter), as feminists often suggest that "The Patriarchy" does.
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    Patriarchy Central
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    May 10, 2024
    We're mentioned here in this meme. ~The Patriarchy
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Jan 31, 2024
    Men: Be sure to not wear a jacket in cold weather in order to intimidate women. ~The Patriarchy
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Oct 26, 2024
    They're onto us. ~The Patriarchy
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Jun 1, 2024
    Men: Be sure to wear sunglasses to make women feel uncomfortable. It's how we get our kicks. ~The Patriarchy
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    Patriarchy Central
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    May 4, 2024
    A woman in the forest sees that The Patriarchy is already friends with the bear.
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Jun 8, 2025
    Men: Now that it's June in the Northern Hemisphere and the sun is really bright, be sure to wear sunglasses in order to make women feel uncomfortable. Sunglasses are indeed one of our tools here at The Patriarchy.
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Jun 12, 2023
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    Patriarchy Central
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    May 21, 2023
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    The Guardian
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    May 20, 2023
    Depp comes up smelling of roses despite defamation trial’s catalogue of misogyny theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Jul 10, 2023
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Jan 7, 2023
    Men: Be sure to not wear a jacket in cold weather in order to intimidate women. ~The Patriarchy
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Aug 5, 2023
    Nice comeback, men.
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Aug 27, 2024
    Make boys cry T shirt at the mall. Not OK.
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    Patriarchy Central
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    Oct 3, 2023
    Hmm, I seem to have seen this one before... ~The Patriarchy
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