i wore my 'i am a dog' shirt to work today and the other barista was like 'huh never seen a dog work an espresso machine before' like shut up........ that's my line..........- Replying to @evilvillain1231Hormones are just chemical signals, not only is it “I guess I’ll use that” it’s “NEW ORDERS FROM DA BOSS”
- My grandma just happened to have a mint condition Mauser c96 made in 1933 and she had no idea it was even a gun because she never figured out how to open the buttstock case
- .......hey....... you there..... yeah you...... if you like paws like this tweet..............nobody else can see it but me!, twitter user pawfetish...... nobody else will ever know........ if you like the beans....... hit that like button searchers.........
- this may be THE tallest fursuiterComing to get ya >:)
- Right…… I can just do this whenever I want……. I need like an hourly reminder to remind myself I have paws
- I just had a customer walk up with her iced vanilla latte I just made, I was expecting her to not like it so was like “oh what’s up” she said “this is so good. I love the flavors. They make me so horny” then she walked away???????? I yelled back “maam you are in public”?????????
- The worse a trans girls resting bitch face the sweeter they actually are
