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Jay
@OneFineJay
Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.
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    @OneFineJay
    Feb 21, 2024
    We’re two-thirds of the way through the month and yet it’s only Tuesday
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Nov 10, 2024
    PSA to the women of tiktok passing around tips to poison their husbands/boyfriends with a 600-year old Italian poison brew: he might die, but it WILL show up on a tox screen and you WILL go to prison.
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Jan 5, 2022
    Never lecture me about tribalism again
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    @OneFineJay
    Aug 13, 2025
    Replying to @kiradavis
    Yep. Done it in the sauna too, with the offender actually going “ok ok I get it” and I straight up said “look I’m going to keep watching my videos you’re welcome to keep watching yours” and he actually pleaded, “can we just both turn them off”
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Nov 10, 2024
    Replying to @S2VA123
    Of the major social media platforms I find it interesting how TikTok has the biggest ability to normalize psychopathic behavior. Would love to see a large scale psych study on how it works.
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Nov 28, 2024
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Feb 19, 2024
    Replying to @Mr_Honkitude
    Problem is people don’t necessarily know to walk downhill and look for running water to follow downstream. They walk in circles and think they make progress.
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Dec 8, 2024
    You:
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Oct 25, 2020
    Replying to @Advocacy_Edge
    Hey aren't you the same Peter Vroom who was chief of staff of convicted child molester Denny Hastert? What did you know about that, hmm? I wonder what would happen if an enterprising individual were to discover you knew something and didn't do anything. Hmm.
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Feb 10, 2019
    Just fucking call your wedding off huffingtonpost.com/entry/unlearni…
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Nov 11, 2024
    Replying to @liekitisnot
    As someone who has counseled multiple men who've had to go through this, yes. Heck, even when he has had to initiate, it's been tough for him
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Mar 23, 2022
    Five years ago today, I became an American Citizen
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Aug 25, 2025
    Replying to @financedystop
    If she’s opening her coffee trailer at 9am wouldn’t she be missing the bulk of the clientele by then?
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    Jay
    @OneFineJay
    Feb 26, 2022
    Meanwhile Justin Treudeau fled because of the honking
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    Market Rebellion
    @MarketRebels
    Feb 26, 2022
    Zelensky has declined an offer from the US to evacuate him from Kyiv