Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield

Oilfield Rando

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Oilfield Rando

@Oilfield_Rando

Creator of @Morse_Research. “The internet’s favorite clown” -Grok. Subscribe for $1.

United States

Joined January 2020

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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Jul 30, 2023
There’s not a five-figure-an-hour prostitute on the planet that tossed Hunter Biden’s salad more enthusiastically than the American mainstream media
USA TODAY
@USATODAY
Jul 29, 2023
Hunter Biden's foibles provide ammunition for Republicans who want to inflict harm on Joe Biden ahead of 2024 presidential campaign. usatoday.com/story/news/pol…
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Apr 19, 2025
LMFFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
New York Post
@nypost
Apr 18, 2025
Gen Z women are choosing older men over guys their own age — and it’s not because they’re sugar daddies trib.al/kAd9Ss3
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Aug 9, 2024
Alright plane expert twitter, what happened?
BNO News
@BNONews
Aug 9, 2024
BREAKING: Voepass Flight 2283, a large passenger plane, crashes in Vinhedo, Brazil
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Nov 2, 2024
The pet-squirrel-murdering @NYSDEC’s head law enforcement officer, Karen Pryzklek, has deleted her account
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Oct 15, 2024
“Jamie pull up that clip where she says she wants to give taxpayer funded sex change surgeries to illegal immigrants in jail”
Leading Report
@LeadingReport
Oct 15, 2024
BREAKING: Kamala Harris is reportedly considering appearing on Joe Rogan’s podcast, per Reuters.
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Jan 9, 2024
“I KNEW IT. WHAT’S IN THE TUNNEL, KYLE?!!”
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Apr 8, 2024
I mean. What’s the Tesla hauling? One of the diesels is pulling a TANK lol
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes
Apr 8, 2024
Tesla Semi-Truck passing two diesel trucks like it's nothing
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Readers added context
This video has been altered from its original. Using MUTCD guidelines (40' per segment of dashed highway line) and the video length we can calculate vehicle speed to be approximately 100 mph. mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/htm/2003r1/par… In the unaltered video, the Tesla is only travelling ~50mph. twitter.com/HinrichsZane/s…
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Oct 2, 2025
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Jul 30, 2025
I hope the homies get something nice with that other 30 pounds lol
Breaking911
@Breaking911
Jul 29, 2025
WATCH: U.S. Coast Guard in Miami offloaded approximately 9,970 pounds of cocaine worth $73.7 million Tuesday
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Feb 13, 2025
So the people who made us rename everything from military bases to football teams to pancake syrup are very upset about this Gulf of America thing aren’t they
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Feb 3, 2024
People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo. Check mate.
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Sep 24, 2025
They sabotaged his speech so he just beat them to death with a stream of consciousness roasting. What a legend. What a statesman. What an American hero.
Clash Report
@clashreport
Sep 23, 2025
Trump: Years ago, I bid $500 million to rebuild the UN complex, marble floors, mahogany walls, best of everything. They chose another plan, cost $2–4 billion, far worse, massive overruns, no marble floors. I was right.
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Sep 14, 2025
We did it fam. Went to church for the first time in more years than I can remember. Feels good man.
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
Aug 18, 2024
We brought back retarded. It’s time to expand.
Daily Mail
@DailyMail
Aug 18, 2024
Fury as Blake Lively repeatedly refers to transgender people as trannies in resurfaced interviews trib.al/0EOKPJH
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