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@Nugjokes
Call me Nugs | Tweets arent serious | @Uptownbimbo ❤️
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    Jun 3, 2025
    I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good
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    Jul 16, 2025
    When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet
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    Sep 22, 2024
    I used to work as a 911 operator. You wouldn’t believe the amount of women who would call in trying to order a pizza. I always hung up on them.
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    Nov 3, 2025
    Fat bitches love saying this but ask them if they get taken out on dates in public
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    Jan 5, 2025
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    Jun 12, 2025
    Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette
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    Jul 1, 2024
    Please stop making these
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    Sep 20, 2024
    “Dude you’re drunk you can barely walk” Yeah no shit that’s why I’m gonna drive home retard
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    May 21, 2025
    ELONNN ELONNNNNNNNN DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS ELONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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    May 20, 2025
    Starlink now available in Bangladesh!
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    May 31, 2024
    Good Morning Kings
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    Aug 3, 2024
    Women will never understand the relationship between a man in his 20s and his almost retired coworker
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    May 25, 2024
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    Jan 17, 2025
    “My body feel amazing after an Ice Bath” Yeah cause your body is relieved to not be in a fucking ice bath moron
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    Apr 12, 2025
    This charcuterie shit is easy
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