ceern (@NotoriousBAG

Never forget.

Sep 8, 2022

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

November

On our fourth date I knocked a fella out in the restaurant

Thomas Skinner ⚒

@iamtomskinner

Oct 17, 2024

How the f**k did I get such a beautiful wife. Ain’t done bad for a fat Geeza from Romford. When I met Sinéad. I had no reddies and on our second date I stole all the pick and mix. On our 4th date I knocked a fella out in the restaurant. 3 babies later. Bosh❤️

Going to need Lewis Capaldi to bring out that prison guard at his next concert

Oli London

@OliLondonTV

Jun 30, 2024

Viral ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl appears on stage at a Zach Bryan concert sending fans into a frenzy. A TikTok video of her taking the stage has surpassed over 7 million views.

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Stoppable force vs moveable object

Neither of these two have a clue who the other one is

Translate this btw, it’s a topper.

As Marca

@asmarcatr

Jan 30, 2025

💥💥💥 ÖZEL: İsmail Kartal’ın çalıştırdığı Persepolis, eski Fenerbahçe yıldızı Ryan Kent ile anlaşmaya vardı. 🐊 İran’da evde timsah beslemenin yasal olması Kent’i ikna eden faktör oldu. 🤝 İsmail Kartal böylece 2 eski öğrencisi Serdar Dursun ve Kent ile tekrar çalışacak.

Oh ah up Darragh

A UVF mural in north Belfast has been destroyed by Storm Darragh. 🎥 @MalMccann

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Replying to @SkylarSkye3 and @SkylarSkye14

Why because we didn’t change the colour of our Twitter photo? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

They two younger dafties thought the old boy would be a push over and get slapped about. Imagine attacking someone with a chair and still getting done in, shambles. x.com/billyum14/stat…