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tuxedo sam
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tuxedo sam
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i'm a penguin with a bow tie and a cute lil hat
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Oct 20, 2025
    wow the last AWS status update is incredible
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Sep 17, 2024
    meet James Hamilton he’s Amazon’s literal very top engineer, the brain behind all the data centers he lives in a custom yacht and does not give a fuck about any RTO
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Sep 17, 2024
    meet James Hamilton he’s Amazon’s literal very top engineer, the brain behind all the data centers he lives in a custom yacht and does not give a fuck about any RTO
    8.4M
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Mar 12, 2025
    it turns out that "the code must work" is actually an insane requirement that most engineers are utterly incapable of meeting
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Nov 24, 2024
    Replying to @skooookum
    type of guy who wants to visit the Eagle’s Nest “bc it’s historically relevant”
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    May 19, 2024
    a summary of recent web dev discourse
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Dec 26, 2023
    Replying to @kisstheblade_
    mom is even rooting for it to happen, you know she’s not gonna let that boy fumble
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Oct 7, 2025
    for everyone trying to find the cheapest way into the 10 billion token club 10b tokens of batched gpt-5-nano cached input costs $25
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    Dan Shipper 📧
    @danshipper
    Oct 6, 2025
    so @every has processed 10 BILLION tokens on the @OpenAI API and they give us this! coolest freaking thing ever
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @kylensorensen
    the TTL was 5 minutes and he solved it in 4
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Apr 7, 2024
    one industry that knows how to build high-performance websites like nobody else they had it figured out 12 years ago: Redis as primary DB
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Dec 2, 2024
    the timing here is incredible
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Oct 24, 2025
    never ever participate in a picture where cropping u out makes the picture better
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    Julia Prakapovich
    @jprakapovich
    Oct 24, 2025
    Austin with @palladiummag @Grimezsz @SamoBurja
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Feb 19, 2025
    Replying to @sailaunderscore
    you don’t need 200, 1g/lb is a myth, ~140-160 is plenty 10-20 from breakfast - if you don’t otherwise eat breakfast just do a Greek yogurt 80-100 from lunch + dinner meats 30 from a shake / fairlife 10-20 from snacks
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    Jan 1, 2025
    calling for a total and complete shutdown of Data Engineering until we can figure out what’s going on
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    tuxedo sam
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    @NotTuxedoSam
    May 19, 2025
    Replying to @futurenomics
    this is just obviously wrong and you should have better numeric intuition to recognize this the 300 waymos number is over a year old, more recent numbers suggest ~750 the 45k number is from 2016, uber + lyft both together, and all registered, not daily active
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