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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Mar 27, 2020
    You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.
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    Aug 22, 2025
    They’re so stupid - it hurts.
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    Jan 20, 2025
    Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
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    Sep 13, 2025
    True Story.
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Dec 26, 2024
    A story in two parts.
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Nov 26, 2024
    🎯🎯🎯
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Feb 9, 2025
    Secret Service: $7M to $10M. Air Travel and Motorcade: $4M-5M. Stadium Security Upgrades:
Additional metal detectors, bomb sweeps, security checkpoints: $2M. Local Law Enforcement: Overtime & personnel: $1M. Trump's Super Bowl attendance: $15 to $20M. Where’s DOGE?
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Jul 26, 2024
    Remember when Japan's First Lady pretended not to speak English all day so she could avoid Donald Trump?
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Mar 2, 2025
    He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Sep 18, 2025
    Welcome to 1984.
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Jul 22, 2024
    It’s official. Fox is completely out of bullshit.
    Readers added context to this imageReaders added context
    This altered screenshot is from August, 2018. The original headline was "Davis Admits Being Trump Tower Story Source" (at the 8:18 mark): youtube.com/watch?v=toJ1og…
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Apr 18, 2025
    "President Trump, during your first term, you told 30,573 lies. Which one is your favorite?" "I don't lie." "That one is my favorite, too."
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Sep 14, 2024
    The ‘Proud Boys’ fought tooth and nail against the mask mandates. But they sure love them when they’re terrorizing people.
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    Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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    Aug 10, 2022
    Trump signed a law in 2018 making the removal of classified documents a felony. 😏

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