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Noreen Masud

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Noreen Masud

@NoreenMasud

Lecturer @UoBrisEnglish 🏳️‍🌈 A FLAT PLACE (2023) HARD LANGUAGE (2022) 🐨 BBC New Generation Thinker 🐈‍⬛ rep: @mfredturner 🍉 ‘melancholy’ - The Guardian

Bristol

Joined July 2012

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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Mar 31, 2025
Friends: thanks to your stunning generosity in 2023 & 2024, student A has almost finished 3rd year, with just 6k fee debt left. This is the last push. We hope that they can graduate in July. So much need, I know - but even a share makes such a difference
Help A graduate
From crowdfunder.co.uk
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Jul 8, 2024
when I was in my twenties someone from my school got in touch with me over Facebook, apologising for having bullied me relentlessly for three years, and I was very confused because honestly I’d never noticed
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Jun 23, 2024
absolutely devastating captioning here from the BBC website
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Aug 25, 2024
my mum was so fucking tired and overworked the whole time, but when one of my baby teeth washed down the drain, and I cried bc the Tooth Fairy wouldn't bring me a coin, in the morning I found a tiny note under my pillow, in minute handwriting... 1/
Molly Wadzeck
@mollywadzeck
Aug 23, 2024
I saw a TikTok recently about little things parents did to make childhood magical. Things adults remember now with such fondness and clarity. I can’t find it again so I’m opening it up here. What’s something your parents did that brought magic to your childhood?
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Aug 25, 2024
Replying to @NoreenMasud
...saying that the water fairies had found the tooth and brought it to the Tooth Fairy and here was a rupee in return. it was the most magical thing that had ever happened to me and is maybe the most magical thing that has happened in my whole life. thanks Wol x
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Oct 18, 2024
THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED
Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Oct 18, 2024
Guys it is ofc possible that I have misunderstood but I have just been told that the hotel I’m staying at for work offers ‘free 24 hour cheese’
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Aug 25, 2024
Replying to @NoreenMasud
the image of her beavering away at midnight with a tiny piece of paper and a magnifying glass while her 4 children slept 💔
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Mar 28, 2024
they are handing out free Kettle Chips at Kings Cross, and everyone, young and old, is standing around eating crisps
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Jul 16, 2024
right. so. we made the mistake of looking in the drawer where my mother keeps her curtain hooks
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Jul 8, 2024
Replying to @NoreenMasud
I wrote back telling her that I’d never noticed her bullying me, which wasn’t meant to be a death blow but I think was received as such because she never replied
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Jul 8, 2024
Replying to @NoreenMasud
I didn’t like her! But I didn’t like lots of people; there was nothing unusual about her; I thought she was an ordinary amount of horrible and boring and I never thought about her
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Jul 8, 2024
Replying to @KatyaTaylor
honestly I am very stupid and oblivious in a way that’s been a real blessing throughout my life
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Jul 8, 2024
Replying to @NoreenMasud
sweet mystery of life. also don’t forgive anyone you don’t want to!
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Noreen Masud
@NoreenMasud
Feb 6, 2024
prof IS depressed :(
Conrad Barwa
@ConradkBarwa
Feb 7, 2021
"prof is depressed" 😭😭😭
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