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Noah 🇺🇦
@NoahMF
“Houston’s favorite failson.” Space City Cowboy. “And eloquent profanity, it rolls right off my tongue…”
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Mar 3, 2025
    Texas before the Evangelical Revolution
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    The Salty Dog Galveston
    @SaltyDGalveston
    Mar 3, 2025
    Galveston, Texas in the 1970s.
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    May 15, 2024
    Rip Justice Department
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    The Associated Press
    @AP
    May 14, 2024
    BREAKING: The Justice Department says Boeing has violated an agreement that shielded it from prosecution after the 737 Max crashes. apnews.com/article/boeing…
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Nov 2, 2024
    There are only two options: (1) Ann Selzer is wrong; or (2) Senator Allred
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Aug 27, 2024
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    TheOmniZaddy 🌹🌐🔰🏗
    @TheOmniZaddy
    Aug 27, 2024
    What is the highest/most prestigious elected office that has ever been decided by one single vote?
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Aug 2, 2025
    My maternal grandmother’s family was from Alsace Lorraine and I once asked if they were French or German and she said “you know a lot of young men died trying to answer that.”
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    Jonathan Fine
    @jonathanbfine
    Aug 2, 2025
    thought about asking people to share german lore about themselves but i’m scared what people might say
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    May 10, 2024
    Woman gives birth. Tells doctor, tie my tubes. Doctor doesn’t. Woman gets pregnant, has another kid. Woman sues doctor for medical malpractice. Texas Supreme Court dismisses case, because life is a gift from God. 9-0. There is an election in November.
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Aug 13, 2025
    Harris+40 demographic fyi
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    Hosna ⚖️ בניטה
    @DOGEQEEN
    Aug 11, 2025
    AND....MAGA Texas girls are beautiful. Why do you think you’re Democrats can do?
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Aug 19, 2024
    Texas needs to be a swing state because I **NEED** Tim Walz to go to a Buccees
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    Tim Walz
    @Tim_Walz
    Aug 18, 2024
    Every road trip needs a snack break. Doritos acquired. I got you, @KamalaHarris.
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Jul 10, 2024
    Nobody has ever blamed the lineman. Ever.
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    Tyler Stafford
    @tylercstafford
    Jul 9, 2024
    My brother-in-law works for CenterPoint. He got in after 10 last night and was back at 5:30 this morning. It’s not a lack of effort on the human beings in the uniform.
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Oct 6, 2024
    So at this point Francis has appointed enough cardinals that the next pope will definitely be woke, no?
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    Michael Haynes 🇻🇦
    @MLJHaynes
    Oct 6, 2024
    NEW: #PopeFrancis announced today he will create 21 new cardinals on December 8. List includes Fr Timothy Radcliffe OP, preacher at the Synod retreats, know for his LGBT advocacy. Report on @LifeSite soon.
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    May 15, 2025
    There was very infamously a death camp in Germany that was liberated by the Americans and the GIs were so aghast they summarily executed the guards.
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    Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
    @nikicaga
    May 15, 2025
    Love that they completely ignore the far more obvious correlation, of all of the death camps being in Poland
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    May 31, 2024
    Totally surreal. This looks like circa 2017 Resistlib Porn.
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Jun 21, 2024
    Taps sign
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    Heidi Hatch KUTV
    @tvheidihatch
    Jun 21, 2024
    BREAKING: Joel Searby, Chief Strategist for Evan McMullin 2016 Presidential campaign, arrested in Florida for allegedly soliciting sex with a teen boy. Searby is managing director of the @Fwd_Party and often speaks on faith based initiatives in politics here in Utah. #utpol
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    Noah 🇺🇦
    @NoahMF
    Aug 8, 2024
    You can tell Texas is truly a competitive state because Allred is running a bad campaign and it’s still close.
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    Adrian IAB
    @adriaeln
    Aug 8, 2024
    What is happening in Texas? Theer doesn't seem to be much polling
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