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    Apr 8, 2014
    Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
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    Mar 31, 2024
    Purdue vs NC State preview
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    Jun 8, 2025
    A while ago TikTok hooked me on these guys playing best ball mini golf every day trying to break 30. This is Day 52. Most promising front 9 yet. Back 9 isn’t posted yet. Most important sporting event of the day imo
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    Feb 8, 2025
    You morons asked for it. You got it.
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    Zach Braziller
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    Feb 5, 2025
    Chants of "We Want UConn" from the student section. #sjubb
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    St. John’s won 68-62. espn.com/mens-college-b…
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    Dec 8, 2024
    It’s so funny that Penn State exists. “What if a bronze medal was a university”
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    Mar 8, 2024
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    Mar 29, 2024
    One of the things I love about college sports are the catch phrases fanbases adopt: Alabama fans: “Roll Tide” Auburn fans: “War Eagle” Oklahoma fans: “Boomer Sooner” Arkansas fans: “Wooo Pig Sooie” Illinois fans: “Actually he’s playing pursuant to a Court order”
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    Apr 20, 2025
    I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight
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    Nov 2, 2025
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    Jordi
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    Oct 18, 2012
    Shohei Otani; remember the name! He can possibly the next phenom in MLB! Hope #Dodgers do get him!
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    May 13, 2024
    The Boston Celtics have an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
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    Shams Charania
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    May 13, 2024
    Sources: Bronny James is expected to stay in the 2024 NBA Draft. The USC freshman has been fully cleared to play in the league as part of Fitness to Play panel and will participate in all pre-draft activities starting with the Draft Combine this week.
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    Feb 23, 2025
    This is “like an Elite 8 game” in the sense that Illinois is down 30 in it.
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    Mar 30, 2024
    Look if you want Kim Mulkey to not react to something it has to be very minor, like a foreign government kidnapping her best ever player
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    Jun 8, 2025
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    Back 9 is up. I won’t spoil. Intense.
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    Nov 8, 2025
    St. John’s is so much worse than I thought
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