Standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet
- Girls groupchat names: "The Girlies 🎀✨" Boys groupchat names: "Mujahideen brothers against NATO 🥷🏻"
- Kash Patel's mossad girlfriend having to wake up to that smell every morning
- You’re sheltering romantic delusions in your subconscious are you not
- Youre more blessed than you realise You could have been 5’4 Born in a 3rd would dump Retarded Disabled Somali Indian Blind Down syndrome But you got none of these Be grateful 🥂
- Every newborn in the world has a 25% chance of being born Indian.
- Fucking jeets ruined twitter They turning this app into FacebookThis post is unavailable.
- >he streamed the new mafia >he shit himself again whats his endgame?This game's only legacy is a kid shitting himself and his mum telling him to go to the bathroom
- When you’re a 21 year old born in 1995 and people keep tryin to tell you that you’re 30
- The jacked, rich man gets exposed for texting a 17 year old 11 months & 29 days girl.... who gets mad? The almost 30 years old walls. Poetic
- Computer, enhance.VIVA LA LIBERTAD CARAJO...!!! CC: @elonmusk
