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Northeast Regional Nancy
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Northeast Regional Nancy
@NRNancy_
official amtrak fan account | finance | 5’3.75 | blue eyes | glasses | hot | ex-UES | niche internet micro celebrity
washington dc
Joined September 2024
- I am happy to share that my parents bought me an apartment in Manhattan!
- help. they’re unionizing
sorry ik I’ve tweeted about my 7 bfs like 4 times in a row but I think it’s just so funny ahahaha and then they all get mad and a little jealous about it but they’re just happy to be there - nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit more than generating shareholder value from my childhood bedroom
- girls are like “this is my friend” and it’s a guy who’s trying to have sex with her
- the dating apps are an unholy place. they bring people into your life who aren’t meant to be there. we were not supposed to cross paths
- interns are like AI. I give them a prompt, and they come back with finished work that is slightly incorrect
- all bi men are gay. all bi women are straight
- Replying to @beaniebbl“why would I do that to you, you know I love you” is an incredible one
- when I’m on a date and they ask me about my hobbies
- private equity? yeah, I’d like equity in her privates
down so bad for a guy that I told him I’d wake up in Brooklyn
