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Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬
@MyWatchIsLost
Help me find it Here I stand, I can do no other “Thou hast created us for Thyself, & our heart is not quiet until it rests in Thee” I took @ChristyLaMonde
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Mar 29
    I know a Guy
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Mar 17, 2025
    "Hurr hurr hurr I post picture of rat in it's fetal stage to trick people that don't like dead humans. I am genus"
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    Brody Foxx
    @BrodyFoxx
    Mar 17, 2025
    Some people will look at this and call it human *smh*
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Jul 20, 2025
    There is no way that kid plays for the phillies.
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Jan 9, 2025
    Replying to @Mariean_w
    What?! You're telling me you don't want to buy this year's hit new teen romance written by a 40 year old woman with 8 cats that's clearly geared at pushing girls towards brainrot word porn when they're older.
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Nov 7, 2024
    To all those in the comments.. Instead of celebrating like demons, pray for them instead because Christ died to redeem them from their sins too.
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    AF Post
    @AFpost
    Nov 7, 2024
    LGBT suicide hotlines see uptick in calls following historic Trump victory. Follow: @AFpost
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Jul 27, 2025
    Replying to @CustardyShark
    On like 3 seperate occasions they've acknowledged Christianity as the one true religion and I think thats very funny
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    Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬
    @MyWatchIsLost
    Oct 1, 2025
    There are so few of them in my area that if I saw 10 million fireflies, I would not believe my eyes.
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    Clay Martin ⚔️
    @wayofftheres
    Jun 29, 2025
    Fireflies have made a major comeback in our area
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Sep 23, 2025
    Meanwhile a protestant just got shot in the neck in front of everyone.
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    FeelsGuy
    @FeelsGuy2003
    Sep 23, 2025
    The Cross on wheels, a perfect analogy for protestantism. It’s easy, painless, and comfortable. That’s why it isn’t Christianity.
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Jul 12, 2023
    Replying to @EmmaTolkin
    Oh boy does that truly lack whimsy.
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Nov 23, 2024
    This genre of Catholic is just as insufferable as the genre of Protestant that refuses to call Catholics Christian.
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    🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱
    @Bug_Hall
    Nov 23, 2024
    Burning heretic bibles on a cloudy Saturday as a gift to the Immaculate Mother of God.
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    Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬
    @MyWatchIsLost
    Mar 17, 2025
    Replying to @ShrimpCheesey
    The bait being vertebrates look similar early in life is incredibly stupid bait.
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    Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬
    @MyWatchIsLost
    Nov 13, 2023
    Replying to @NirvanaM1nd
    I hate you for this. Can't unsee MattPete. Damnit.
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Mar 17, 2025
    Replying to @Bombasotta
    No idea who he is
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    @MyWatchIsLost
    Mar 22, 2023
    Replying to @beetlemoses
    You're telling me shrimp fought this irishman?
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