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Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Jan 1
    So begins my thread of #2026Books. I read 31 books in 2025 when the goal was 20, so for this year I'm aiming for 40.
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Dec 31, 2024
    Okay, I'm starting my thread of #2025Books. I read 17 when the goal was 15 in 2024. In 2025 I'm aiming for 20.
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Dec 10, 2024
    If you see a little girl wearing great big princess ballgowns and you think of sex, someone needs to put your name on a watchlist.
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    PinkRubi
    @PinkRubi05
    Dec 9, 2024
    Honestly the way blue Ivy a 12 year old is over sexualized by her parents needs to be studied because she still a child and they’re dressing her like she’s 17-18 year old.
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Sep 6, 2022
    SO FLORENCE PUGH DIDN'T LIKE OLIVIA WILDE HOOKING UP WITH HARRY STYLES BECAUSE SHE'S FRIENDS WITH OLIVIA'S HUSBAND JASON SUDEIKIS SO FLORENCE WOULDN'T PROMOTE THE MOVIE. THEN SHIA LEBEOUF LEAKED A VIDEO OF OLIVIA CALLING FLORENCE "MISS FLO" & NOW HARRY SPIT ON CHRIS PINE, BUT...
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Jun 7, 2024
    TURN THE MUSIC DOWN IN RESTUARANTS, WE ARE NOT AT A CLUB!
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    May 3, 2024
    Now that's what I call SERVING your country.
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Oct 22, 2025
    And that's fine. The couple decided they want a child-free wedding. You decided it was not worth it for you to be away from your baby to attend so you declined. What is the discourse? An invitation is not a demand you attend.
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Jul 14, 2023
    White gays don't actually love BeyoncΓ©. They saw black queers going wild for her & because like all white people their culture is also theft, they decided to cosplay stanning her. That's why he so confidently calls her RnB tracks, which black people love, "niche" & "random."
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    jack :)
    @jorgeousjack
    Jul 13, 2023
    beyonce IS the opening act… be grateful you exist in a timeline where she even exists
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Apr 5, 2024
    She said for people not to try this, but you KNOW Americans are gonna try do this and run to TikTok with blood pouring down their faces blaming our niece.
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    πŸ‰RushΓ© πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡¨πŸ‡©
    @Rushe_C
    Apr 5, 2024
    Not the gallies 😭😭
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Sep 8, 2022
    Camilla at Queen Elizabeth's bedside:
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Sep 14, 2025
    Call the South African Embassy because WHAT THE FUCK?!
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    𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐒𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫
    @Matt_Pinner
    Sep 13, 2025
    You wake up in New York, what’s your next move?
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Feb 9, 2025
    Afriforum: "we are indigenous to this country." Trump Administration: "descendants of settlers"
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    Tommy Pigott
    Department of State
    @statedeptspox
    Feb 8, 2025
    The United States stands ready to help the descendants of settlers in South Africa who are being expropriated and abused by the South African government. Pursuant to President Trump’s Executive Order, the State Department is suspending all non-life saving aid to the Republic of
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Jun 4, 2025
    Quickest way to scam yourself a free ticket. Once you're inside and you disappear into the crowd, what will they do? Not pay you?
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    zanele sisi
    @tellyonit
    Jun 4, 2025
    Hey Neighbor is looking for volunteers and that is tickling me 🀣🀣🀣 a for-profit festival which is bringing one of the biggest musical acts is asking for people to do free labour??? The jokes truly write themselves.
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Nov 5, 2024
    I cannot believe we're in a heat wave in Gauteng and in the EC there are snowstorms in November. This planet is serious about getting rid of us and healing itself.
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    The Herald NMB
    @HeraldNMB
    Nov 5, 2024
    ‼️ ALERT ‼️ Snowfall on the Lootsberg Pass between Graaff-Reinet and Middelburg may force the closure of the pass, according to EC transport spokesperson Unathi Binqose.
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    Mvelase πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
    @MvelaseP
    Sep 6, 2022
    Replying to @MvelaseP
    I keep seeing comments that this explains the "Don't Worry Darling" Florence Pugh against Olivia Wilde & Harry Styles spitting on Chris Pine drama & because I'm nothing if not a full service gossip I'd just like to put it on the record that this is 10%, at most, of the drama.