Every time my bedroom bulb stops working I always steal the one in the living room. Today the “head of the family” found me. Now everything i say is “i don’t talk to thieves” lol this woman😂
Some girls actually know how to do their own makeup, put on lashes, do their nails, dress up and take those thirst traps of pictures!
Then there’s me, looking like bread December to December!
Hm!
Bro I have the most chaotic friends. Someone actually gave me a sex toy for a grad gift yesterday😂 the awkward silence in the air after I unwrapped it in front of all my family 👐🏾😂😂😂
Today marks 9 months! 9 months!!! since I last left campus. Guys, I have been in the same place for a whole gestation period of a normal human being!
Am worried for my mental health.
I was going to town & my young sis wanted to tag along but I refused. So I reach home & find this chit. She's playing kidnap.
I'll let her get out of her own hiding place herself. She'll unkidnap herself...lemme even sit and eat my apple.
