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Susan Heffley
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Susan Heffley
@MomHeffley
Loving mommy of Greg, Manny and Rodrick. (This is a parody account)
Joined August 2018
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Aug 28, 2024
    Go fuck yourself
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    Santa Decides
    Harvey's Pistol & Pawn
    @SantaDecides
    Apr 29, 2023
    Susan Heffley is on the naughty list.
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 16, 2024
    2.2M
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 10, 2024
    Thanks @elonmusk
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Aug 19, 2024
    Banished by the hands that created me. My existence is fated to dwell in sin
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 9, 2024
    Replying to @BigChun25801149
    You don't matter to me
    353K
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 14, 2024
    Replying to @SantaDecides
    You're so washed
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 19, 2024
    Thank you for bringing this to my attention! Greg and I will be having a SERIOUS talk when he gets home!
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    370K
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 9, 2024
    Replying to @superfreakyjosh
    I'm sorry super freaky josh
    272K
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 10, 2024
    I'm sorry Adolf Hitler
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Oct 16, 2018
    greg has a fucking knife oh my god
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Aug 17, 2024
    Three generations of Heffley family wealth had all been invested in Mom Bucks. I am going to kill myself
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    Manny Heffley
    @mannyheffleyy
    Aug 17, 2024
    shit moms gunna be so mad
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Aug 6, 2024
    Sorry for the 3 year absence! Greg thought it would be funny to report me as an illegal enemy combatant to the Department of Defense, and I spent the last 36 months detained at Camp Delta in Guantanamo Bay. I was suspended from the ceiling by my arms for 23 hours a day. Yowie!
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Jan 24, 2019
    Greg has proclaimed himself to be on "Sicko Mode" after snorting 88 grams of Fentanyl and slamming Manny's head into the drywall.
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    Susan Heffley
    @MomHeffley
    Nov 16, 2024
    One day
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