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@ModeratelyMused
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    Sep 28, 2025
    I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant
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    Jan 11, 2022
    A 25 year old will look you dead in the eye and ask you if you’ve heard of Led Zeppelin
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    Jun 7, 2025
    Replying to @mehow123
    Damn i kinda want a daughter just so I can name her Hannah and teach her to say this now
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    Apr 8, 2025
    Replying to @lachancenaomi27
    You’re the girl weird adult virgins post pictures of with the caption “mid” and it’s just the most ethereal, angelic creature you’ve ever seen
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    Dec 24, 2024
    Replying to @mayaisfiya
    Image going to a bar and they have private rooms for oral sex and cocaine sounds lit
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    Dec 12, 2024
    Replying to @oocsitcoms
    How in Friends Joey and Chandler love the movie Die Hard but did not recognize Bruce Willis when he started dating Rachel (Jenifer Aniston)
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    Jul 6, 2025
    Replying to @_spacepeanut_
    Oh god someone in Brooklyn is about to hang it as an art piece
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    Aug 27, 2025
    Replying to @abby4thepeople
    Why yes it is scary, Jan. Thank you so much for asking :))
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    Dec 7, 2024
    Replying to @t_sadiity
    If I was in line with them I’d really have said I’ll give you the $60 but you gotta block him and delete all his photos and convos yeah from the deleted folder too.
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    Jun 18, 2025
    Replying to @ethanjuiced
    You’re a villain and you belong in prison
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    Apr 6, 2025
    Replying to @Richard_Vixen
    Bold of you to assume they went to college
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    Apr 7, 2025
    Replying to @abike1999
    GIF
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    Jan 8, 2024
    This man knows EXACTLY what we want from him and he just keeps delivering
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    Nov 1, 2025
    Replying to @FreckledLiberty
    Mowing the lawn happens once maybe twice a month, feeding a family is a 3x a day thing. Nice try though, loser.
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