FIFTY FIVE DOUBLES
FIFTY FIVE TRIPLES
FIFTY FIVE HOME RUNS
FIFTY FIVE RBIS
FIFTY FIVE WALKS
A HUNDRED STRIKEOUTS
A HUNDRED PUTOUTS
FIFTY FIVE SINGLES
FIFTY FIVE DOUBLE PLAYS
AND A HUNDRED FIFTY FIVE SHUTOUTS
“You we’re supposed to build around him for the next decade.”
“Dude, I’m gonna!”
“Oh really?”
“Yes.”
“So go get players to build around him.”
“Fine! I will.”
*lets brunson walk* *trades for kyrie* *starts dwight powell*
