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milo edwards

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milo edwards

@Milo_Edwards

comedian, podcaster + dumb online guy | hosts: @trashfuturepod, @mastersofpod, @gluepodcast | UK, Canada + New Special ON SALE ⬇️⬇️

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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
May 15
i am once again returning to the so-called 'edinburgh festival fringe' this august with a new show all about my parents' horny letters from the 80s. please attend (tix in thread).
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Nov 19, 2025
two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Dec 16, 2022
a woman just got on the subway yelling into her phone “listen BITCH you told him i was a DRUG ADDICT-“ and then was abruptly cut off by a mariachi band boarding the train playing feliz navidad. one of the greatest comedic set pieces i’ve ever seen. no notes 10/10.
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Oct 16, 2025
israel is truly an innovative country because they’re constantly inventing stuff i couldn’t even have conceived of such as “racist aerobics”
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@ireallyhateyou
Oct 15, 2025
From the backlog, December 5, 2023: Popular Israeli TikToker and trainer Hen Ben Moha (hen_bar_ami, 189k followers) posted a video of her trainees exercising to the sound of the new unofficial Israeli anthem "May Their Village Burn". They sing along excitedly. Hen adds "AMEN!"
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Apr 4, 2025
italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
May 14, 2024
amazing that the shut-down was caused by the new york side, the irish were really controlling the game in the first half but a shock last minute equaliser for the big apple there
juju 💰
@ayeejuju
May 14, 2024
the portal in new york and dublin has been shut down because some girl FLASHED the people on the other side
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Dec 29, 2020
there has never been anything more british than a millionaire tory eel farmer accidentally putting himself out of business by voting for brexit
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Nov 10, 2025
THE RUBICON WAS A SYMBOLIC BOUNDARY IT WASN’T DIFFICULT TO CROSS THE POINT WAS THAT IT WAS A DECLARATION OF CIVIL WA-
doomer
@uncledoomer
Nov 8, 2025
THIS is the rubicon?? this whole time you all have been pretending like its impressive that ceasar crossed THIS?
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This post is engagement farming. The user made the exact same post earlier this year. x.com/redanddead1234… "Crossing the Rubicon" refers not specifically to the effort of crossing the river itself, but to the act of crossing the border into Italy, effectively declaring war. historyhit.com/why-did-caesar…
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Dec 25, 2023
volunteered to cook christmas dinner for 10 ppl at my gf’s mum’s unaware of some key details such as she only owns one frying pan and it’s encrusted with fossilised remains of long departed sausages. i just moved an 8kg turkey using 2 table forks and a spoon. this is my dunkirk.
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Jun 21, 2025
when a man starts doing these kind of thigh-slapper bits it signals he’s ready to become a dad. he’s in the male ovulation window.
🪱 Worm Girl 🪱
@wirmgurl
Jun 19, 2025
My husband is trying to convince me that we're in a situationship. "The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other."
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Nov 2, 2024
gf turns to me while i’m driving and goes “they’re making a top gun 2” and i’m like “you mean top gun 3?” and then we basically had the bodybuilding forums argument about days of the week where it turned out that she regarded the first top gun as “top gun 0”
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Oct 2, 2023
2 hours of 4 guys in a tube talking about cryptocurrency followed by a cut to black
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 29, 2023
A film about the OceanGate Titan submersible incident is in the works. (Source: Deadline)
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Nov 6, 2025
dubai feels like it was built by banksy, a slightly too on the nose satire of marketing and capitalism. a holiday destination for people who have been kicked in the head by a horse.
AFP News Agency
@AFP
Nov 5, 2025
🇦🇪 World's most expensive coffee goes on sale in Dubai at $1,000 a cup Selling for nearly $1,000 a cup, a cafe in Dubai is offering the world's most expensive coffee, brewed from Panamanian beans sold at a premium price.
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
Mar 15, 2025
malaysian airlines responsible for the most accidentally funny flight map graphic i have ever seen
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