ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER: You should do that important but onerous task
DEVIL: No! Ignore it and have fun!
ME: Hm. Okay, compromise: I'll ignore the task, BUT I also won't have any fun
ANGEL: That doesn't--
DEVIL: wtf, dude, no
ME: *scrolls through Twitter for 3 hours*
Seeing a lot of posts like, “And what of the man I call Filthy Gulliver who cleans my feasting hall while I pelt him with eggs??? Does HE deserve $15/hr?!?!?”
A completed script is now facing major rewrites after the actors spent the day forging new horseshoes for an unnamed innkeeper's horses instead of going into the Dark Forest like the screenwriter had planned
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Monogamy Number 5
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Monica by my side
A little bit of Monica's all I need
A little bit of Monica's what I see
A little bit of Monica in the sun
A little bit of Monica all night long
A little bit of Mon
"It could not be more Orwellian" - A man who tried to upend a democratic election by repeatedly insisting a lie is true, speaking about a business decision made by a private company
